The End is Coming

A nerdy Blog sharing my Diablo 3 related stuff. I'm a Monk freak! Feel free to ask me anything!

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Fuck bag farming. 

This is.. I think 8 bags. 4 from Act 2, 4 from Act 4. T1..As I read somewhere they are/were changing bag drops to reflect the difficulty they were obtained in.. not sure if that has been actioned yet but I did T1 anyway .. still pretty easy.

I'm after those gloves... This is shit as fuck.. for the first month of RoS release my friends list had at least 20 (minimum) people signed on at any one time. I had some sweet as fuck group games going down. Found a shit tone of pretty OK gear when they doubled the drop rate inside rifts. I took a week off as I had some pretty time demanding assignments and literally within that week people were gone and are going.. it's shit like this that makes people go.. 'well, fuck it...' Also rifting gets pretty tedious. WHo the fuck wants to run through a level with literally 10 monsters to kill.. Density in alot of those levels are a fucking joke sometimes. 

That is all.

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Vital you say? 

I don't think.. 

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Goddamn Wasp champion packs!.. scumbags. 

How does one die on a health globe? christ man. 

My most hated rift combo are those Hellwitch/Succubus whores and Wasps. Melee killers combo. 

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Left is my new Cold Monk. Noobing it at the moment so can't only really do t2. Right is the Lightning wench. Bitch hits pretty heavy and rolling around in t3-t4. 

Thanks

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101!?

what what the fuck?

I suddenly have 101 followers... me? this piece of shit blog.. 101 followers? Damn

Thank you very much to all of you.. and welcome new comers :) 

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You'll go a looooong way to find a Monk as good looking as this oneI

I actually like the Blind faith helm look better (it's more sadistic looking) but I'm giving this a bash.. this helm looks cooler in game than on here. 

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Damn it Blizzard, first it's pussy eating innuendo, now this.. just because you think you brought a little class and new flair to the game you think you can get away with this bigoted shit!! 

I'm kidding. I know names for Yellow and Blue items are randomly generated.. funny stuff. 

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Some of the drops from my Rifting. 

I had another maybe, 5 or 6 drops but my stash filled up and I had to brim them. 

I was stoked for the Won khim Lau drop, I've been looking for one for a while. But was cheesed at that lightning damage... 16%, fuck. 

Anyway, this was just to illustrate the previous post, which illustrated how crappy bounty runs are, if your intention is for Legendary drops. 

too bad for BOA, otherwise I'd give away all of this, except the shoulders and boots. oh welll.

I also scored 3 gladiator gauntlets off Kadala, from 500 blood shards, she's one sluty hustler.  

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It's raining men!.. men as in Legendaries.

Re; the below post about the 6 t3 bounty bags...

I went and did about 3 hours of t3 rifts and .. nojoke found about 12 Leg, a couple of them upgrades. - I brimmed a handful of them but I'll post a screen cap of the ones I kept.

The loot drop rate inside Rifts have now been doubled (so it's double the drop rate of whatever it is outside the rift.. obviously the rate is dependant on the difficulty) 

SO, want your Leg drops? Rift rift rift!.. only do bounty runs from rift pieces so you can rift more. 

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Yes!! loot from 6 Torment 3 bags! 

wait, what the fuck is this shit? ..what is this pile of dogshit? 

Tyrael is giving me his dickbags rather than his loot bags. 

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Real Classy Blizzard.... the mighty Gash Eater

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I've had some sweet luck recently. 

The Thundergod's belt was given to me by a WD Friend I occasionally play with. Both the weapons and Hheart of the Crashing Wave armour I found while running with said WD.. he's good luck.

The reapers bracers are sweet. I got lucky and landed the Mas for him on the 3rd kill yesterday. 

My Monk's lookin dope. She's alright in game, need to get her up to t4 farming level. 

Another piece from the Raiment set will go down well. (some gloves would be nice, my current ones are balls) And get a Monk's Thundergod. 

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re- roll that damage and see if I get lucky. 

A Won Kim Lou drop would have been better but... whatever. 

i'm cool. 

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This is my jams as of today.. I like that minimal look. That translates across all aspects of my life. I hate busy looking shit and unfortunately the Monks general get up in D3 is ugly as fuck, so many random lines and flappy bits with extra colours and inconsistent shapes across the levels. There are a few things here and there which I like, spread across all levels of armour type, but for now I'm feeling this toned down semi sadistic look. Cock yeah Cunt!!

Annd that's my in-game stats, I'm going to upgrade the gems when I hop back on. I keep gradually upping my dps and toughness and thinking 'yeah this shit is boss' but as soon as I check the d3 forums.. or even click the #diablo+3 tags, I see some other Monks that make my bitch look as amateur as those iphone recorded bathroom sex vids infesting the internet and then I feel filthy and worthless. So fuck you if your Monk is better than mine, I like it. Makes me want to play more. 

Do you have a sick as fuck Monk? wanna tell me about it? link me your profile or screen captures of it an its build? Do it. BUT, if your Monk looks like shit I'll let you know.  

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First off: Sorry, the screen grabs aren't too great, shit moves pretty quickly in this realm and it gets a little hectic trying to hit screen cap.

This is the 4th and new 'Uber Boss'; It's that Nightmare realm Diablo. All purple and pretty and punishing with perky tits and all. 

It's an awesome battle.. at 75% health she summons a mini boss at random.. (as you can see by Gohm's dead mound) and again at 50%. If you don't down the first mini boss before you get D down to 50% health... you're pretty crewed. At around 35% health she splits into 3, twice.. until you finally slam her into the dirt. the claw cage things suck your life.. none of that teleporting and squishing you nonsense. if you get caught, you're stunned, your health gets sucked away and D doesn't give a shit, she continues blasting her stuff, it's insta-death. even if you survive the claw cage, chances are with all the fire and lightning and shit and dicks flying around you'll cop one in the butt and die.

You now require 4 keys from each of the wardens to make a Machine. the good thing is (and I'm sure you've noticed if you've been crafting weapons) you now have a choice of which ubers you want to fight. 

also, you now need 4 items to craft the hellfire ring.. 

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Look at this bitch.

Obviously everything has been transmog-ed to make her look... I don't know.. smashing? 

something like that.

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This is the current build I'm fucking with on PTR.

It's deadly and believe it or not this is a lightning build - currently only have +34% lightning damage but it's noticeable + 14% extra sweeping wind damage which plonks on top of the lightning damage with cyclone.

The key to this skill is only using Inner Sanctuary on elites, and hold off on the LTK spam until elites as well, I'm doing enough damage with just Deadly Reach to blow away trash on T3.

Dash into a pack, pop LTK to stun them, Cast Inner Sanctuary then while keeping an eye on your Foresight buff icon work between Deadly Reach and LTK. You have a 6 second window where if the pack are inside Inner Sanctuary they take 30% additional damage.. 6 seconds is all you need. It's a little hard to get all 5-6 pack elites inside inner sanctuary.. but if you're fast enough with the stun you can get them. Champion packs, just concentrate on the Yellow bugger, take him out and then pick off the minions. If the Minions are armed to their teeth with nasty affix's Jut make sure to be inside the Sanctuary as well as you'll take reduced damage.   

Now if the RNG can just gift me a socketed Odyn Son and an Eye of the Storm I can test this build out on higher torment levels!

Right now, to get that 34% lightning damage my toughness is heavily reduced and it's at an uncomfurtable level at higher torments.