"Father, I must confess for I have sinned." Demon Teddy said as he drapes himself oh so dramatically over the priests shoulders from behind.
Anthony patiently sighs and moves the demons intruding hands back a tad.
Although Anthony found himself doubtful in the sincerity of this confession, he followed his priestly ways and replied. “How long has it been since your last confession?”
and then they looked deeply into each other's eyes for a brief moment, contemplating the idea of a 'confession'. And for a moment things seemed to be romantic until GOD SHOWED UP AND PUT ON HIS SWAG AND WENT "YOOOO KICK THAT BOY'S ASS" AND PRIEST ANTHONY TURNED INTO A MOTHERFUCING MAGIC GIRL WITH A CROSS FOR A SWORD AND FLUFFY SKIRT SO HIGH THE NUNS BE WHISPERING/SWOONING AND THEN JESUS CHRIST HE HITS THE NARRATOR WITH THE SWORD AND GOES "now now no speaking the lord name in vain" sorry man. and PROCEEDED TO BEAT THE SIN OUT OF EVERYONE. oh so he's one of those fathers...










