welp

Just your friendly neighbourhood messy bitch 😌

[fashiontimeless]

Tyra Banks for Lolita Lempicka, 1995

[thebootydiaries]

Bella: I know what you are

Edward: say it

Bella: ... problematic

[teenagerposts]

@ all my mutuals

[myxandme-blog]

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[anxietyproblem]

[mcavoys-deactivated20130122]

[oh-deir-deactivated20140104]

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

[euo]

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[millennialfirebird]

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[curseworm]

thats called trauma

[3rdeyechakra]

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[vladtheunfollower]

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

[andrewbelami]

uhhhhh anyone else feeling crushed by the weight of their unfulfilled dreams or is that just me