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Rought, finken oy shud mak onea dez, ya?
Da namez Skrap Wazblur, Mek of da Deff Skullz (da best Klan), an youz betta rememba dat much, less ya wanna get yer skull pushed in. Othawize… guess send yer asks, otherwize o’ll just be in me workshop.
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Roight!
Me an da ladz ‘ave been worken and krumpen, az per usual, an we’v got sum gud stuff in da workz, specifically we’z got sum big walkaz frum dem grey gitz. Non of da ladz kan fit, buuuuuut da grotz on da ova ‘and.
So, our next Killa Kanz ar in da workz
Oi! Yew lot wif da big stomaz! Oyz got one question for yewz. Me ladz an I know yew lot got a lot of dat der flashy plazma dakka, but yew got anyfing wiff a bit more kik tew it?
From @da-meks-workshop
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Right, so this would be more of a question for a quartermaster, but if you know who to talk to or where to salvage, it is definitely worth it. I’ve seen people strapping Astartes Assault Cannons onto Devilfish or attaching anti-grav repulsors onto them so they can wield the guns in standard combat.
The T’au don’t have a lot of weapons that can cause mortal wounds, but we have access to resources that allow us to get our hands on them. If you are looking for Big, Flashy, and Loud, we’ve got microbombs. They are typically dropped from bombers, but I am 60-87% sure that I saw some humans firing them out of a cannon like grapeshot.
Anyway, I hope that answered your questions! (I’m pretty sure it did. Not totally sure. My Orkish isn’t great.)
Anyway, see you later, space cowboy.
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There is a muttering on the dead line as the Big Mek adds the Tau to “Maybe Raid Later”
By the way this blog isn’t dead, I’ve just been busy also it’s hard to do an Askblog wthout Asks but what can ya do!
Send 🀧 + a topic and my muse will give their opinion on it!
Warhammer 40k reincarnates in Star Wars.
the primarchs and their legions are clone troopers.
the aldari are night sisters.
the orks get to stay orks.
the imperial guard are planetary security forces.
custodes are jedi temple guards.
necrons are tactical droids.
and i kinda wanna make the sisters of battle jedi for some reason.
and that is all i have got, any suggestions are welcome.
When I say Space Marines are sexy, I mean in a way like this passage from Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!:
The Space Marine was fully naked now, and his body was terrible to look upon. Falx had never been particularly interested in male bodies, but even if she had been, she would have found little to relish in Hendriksen's. It was masculinity amplified into nothing but a weapon: something constructed, with all the accidental grace of nature stripped away, and replaced with the monolithic brutalism of an armoured vehicle. As Hendriksen grabbed a pot of some reeking oil, and began smearing it over a torso pocked with scars, scalpel-seams, stretch marks and the angry welts of embedded socket ports, Falx found sudden insight into why the Astra Militarum's main battle tank had been dubbed the Leman Russ. Hendriksen's tattoos, she saw now, had been inked when he had still been human. They were warped now, stretched over the places where bones had been rebuilt and where hillocks of muscle had been forced to grow. In their contortion, you could almost see the ghost of the boy he had once been, stretched out over the frame of a monster, and Falx felt a moment of pity for Hendriksen as he traced over the lines with a fingertip dripping with rancid tallow.
My headcannon is that Lord Inquisitor Tytonida Falx was Ace
Space marine fan shocked and appalled when discovering space marines
Warhammer 40k AU where the "grimdarkness of the far future" is... just a fictional franchise, that was originally conceived as a cautionary tale against the dangers of bigotry, xenophobia and militarism, but, just like irl, spiraled into an actual franchise. Thanks to technological advancements - they were able to make a ton of shows very quickly.
The actual world is that all races coexist peacefully in the Galaxy. Every single character from canon is actually an actor and the fact that the cast is actually just that (a huge group if actors that work together) lead to some interesting matchups.
Actor!Big E and actor!Malcador are actually long time friends of actor!Eldrad and they are kinda sad their characters and actor!Eldrad's don't have screen time together.
A lot of people think actor!Trazyn doesn't even act - he just continues to be himself on camera. Actor!Orikan hates it, but he can't help but laugh at how he himself starts to act like his character.
Actor!Oltyx and actor!Yenekh are actually married irl. In fact, actor!Oltyx proposed to actor!Yenekh on set after their final scene together. The internet found out about it through actor!Djoseras account (who is actor!Oltyx's irl brother, although actor!Djoseras is actually the younger, unlike his character who is an elder brother), who posted a photo of the proposal with him in the foreground doing a "pointing soyjack" meme. Actor!Oltyx commented on it with "bruh 😭".
Actor!Shadowsun was a long time fan of the show (as in was a total nerd about it) and has a secret AO3 account with a bunch of yaoi fanfics she wrote. She revealed this fact in one of her interviews and ever since then the internet was on the wild hunt for the account.
The 40k IP made a collab with futuristic equivalent of a gacha otome game, where the MC can get and romance Guilliman. Actor!Guilliman and actor!Cawl made a series of videos playing through the collab event (partially as advertisement, partially out of genuine curiosity). The videos consisted of the two either going "yeah, he would say/do that" or "nah, he would not say/do that, he would instead....". The internet suddenly saw a rapid spike in Guilliman x Reader fanfiction.
Actor!Fulgrim was adopted and raised by an Eldar family, so he was REALLY uncomfortable doing Angel Exterminatus. Some changes had to be made to the script because he just refused to go with the original, much brutal version.
Actor!Primarchs did some videos where they would read (PG) fanfictions of their characters. They unknowingly stumbled upon actor!Shadowsun's account and read some of her fics. Actor!Farsight was very confused on why she was behaving very giddy after the videos came out.
Tyranids are actually a (mostly) domesticated species, so all Tyranids on set are either CGI or are real but trained and are just as much of actors as anybody else. They get plenty of treats and pets in-between the scenes for doing such a good job.
Question wh40k.
What is the evil thing that your faction is doing?
I know it's supposed to be "every side is evil", but on the other side I keep hearing a lot of justification. So I'm wondering what your fav faction is doing wrong.
Murder mainly. That and slavery, Orks do keep slaves that aren’t Gretchen occasionally but it’s usually just murder
During the War of the Beast they had human farms and everything though, so, that was fucked
The Corvus Insurrection: yet another Horus Heresy AU
Essentially, me and I friend had an idea stemming from a conversation of alternate traitors, and how Corvus was weirdly ok with joining the facist empire (I know there are probably lore reasons but work with me here).
So that introduced the idea: what if we got a non-Chaos revolt, after all, the Emperor wasn’t exactly making any friends. So far, I’m confident in this list of traitors, but I would like some other ideas or just your thoughts.
Traitors
- Corvus Corax: the head of the Great Insurrection, seeing the Emperor as yet another tyrant. Maybe the Emperor stopped him from killing the Tech Guilds like with Morty and Angron
- Angron: joins Corvus immediately, I like to imagine they would be good friends
- Mortarion: Already jaded at the Emperor, the Council of Nikea going the way of Psykers pushed him to where it took little convincing for him to throw his hat in with the insurrection
- Konrad: His visions reveal to him the end of the Imperium, spurring on Corvus, while Corvus helps sway him to the rebellion. After all, has the Emperor not commuted any crime? is he not deserving of punishment?
Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!
What if... the Ork "belief" power is actually an anti-C'tan countermeasure?
Think about it, C'tan are notoriously reality warpers, they can mess around with the fabric of reality however they please, it's how the Necrons have such OP tech.
If C'tan are capable of all that they are then who's to say the Krorks weren't originally designed with their belief power specifically to counteract reality going topsy-turvy on them? A platoon of Krorks suddenly have gravity invert on them, solid concrete turns to quicksand and the air they breathe is suddenly toxic gas.
But that shouldn't make sense. No. It doesn't make sense. That's not how physics work, that's not how anything works. And the Krorks know it. And they believe in it so hard that they enforce it upon reality itself. The ground turns solid again, they can breathe as they're dropped back to the ground. Constantly whipping reality into shape as they march on, neutering Necron elites as well as ambient C'tan distortion.
I dunno, I just think it's a cool reason for their power to exist other than for the lulz.
✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.
₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.
[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?
If ya don’t wanna marrey dis git (wotever dat meanz) woy not juzt krump em?
From @da-meks-workshop
I beg your pardon? I am getting married to the kindest fae I’ve ever met. I never said I didn’t want to be wed to her.
“Fink oy misred sumfing. Oh wotever, umi speak is zoggen schepid, nuffen on Orky glyphs!”
