Lorenzo von Matterhorn

Dr. Neil Watts, technician specialist it’s so hard to be a smartass these days.

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Whoever took the box of donuts that was sitting on my desk is going to pay. Fess up now before I start office searching!

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have you searched Dr. Washroom

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hey bob can you step away from the dad jokes and go back to your inspirational proverbs yet

since I really think that

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the snacks in my office are BRAINFOOD.

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Balloons take up more space relative to their cost than any other product sold in the last century, adjusted for inflation.

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:o)

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My lovely Míngzhì.  : ^)

Come say hi to her at my office next morning.

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s…. snake??

Nice nose but I really hope she doesn’t bite any of ours off.

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[lin-it-to-win-it]

Neil, let’s get this straight. She does not like to bite. In fact, she hates it.

She’d love to wrap around your arm, though. That’s what kingsnakes do. Fun fact, did you know that they have the most powerful squeeze proportionate to their body size? That means twice the strength of a python that’s as big as her!

Here is a whole list of facts about them to get you acquainted. Which one is your favorite? Mine is #6. : ^)

Learn something new,

Robert

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A snake that eats other snakes?

And smears poo all over you?

... okay, so the being king of the snakes part is cool but the poo part is definitively NOT COOL. Why doesn’t someone bring in a hippo too so we can have a poop-spraying fest?

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An inspirational poster, about yours truly - sent from the TARDIS

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My lovely Míngzhì.  : ^)

Come say hi to her at my office next morning.

[daangnabbit-blog1]

s…. snake??

Nice nose but I really hope she doesn’t bite any of ours off.

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This looks like @spoonandscoopit‘s everyday breakfast.

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I can’t believe you’re slacking off to look at food rob

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forgot to take a picture of the cat I heroically saved today, but here’s a picture of an equally obnoxious furbal- I mean precious kitten

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Keep it contained to your office.

I’m serious.

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but why

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Because it’s an office, Neil.  A place of work.  You remember what that is, right?

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it’s for a good cause, Eva! Is your heart that stone-cold from writing reports all day that you’d leave a kitten to die out in the cold?

also what if @spoonandscoopit wants to pet it

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You are so not playing fair right now.

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I can confirm that I would love nothing more than to pet that kitten right this second

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Yooooooooooooouu heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen!

If you’d like to visit this adorable, very fluffy, absolutely awesome kitten just head on down to Dr. Watts’ office. For a limited time only, tickets are one cup of coffee or asking very nicely. 

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You’re doing great, sweetie!

[lin-it-to-win-it]

You know what, I think I’m just going to have to live with this for now.

Thanks Rox,

Robert

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I can come by and show you how it works later.  Having a visual example on the spot might be more helpful.

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Thank you Eva. I owe you one.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my office sorting paperwork for the next few hours. And @daangnabbit, if I’m asleep, please go easy on the sharpie this time. When someone shows up to a case looking like Salvador Dali, the patient’s family doesn’t find it as funny as you do.

Bye,

Robert

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gotcha bob i’m sorry we didn’t manage to run into each other during our shared break

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recent browser history /user: DR NEIL WATTS

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forgot to take a picture of the cat I heroically saved today, but here’s a picture of an equally obnoxious furbal- I mean precious kitten

- sent from the TARDIS

[forpineapplesake-deactivated201]

Keep it contained to your office.

I’m serious.

[daangnabbit-blog1]

but why

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Because it’s an office, Neil.  A place of work.  You remember what that is, right?

[daangnabbit-blog1]

it’s for a good cause, Eva! Is your heart that stone-cold from writing reports all day that you’d leave a kitten to die out in the cold?

also what if @spoonandscoopit wants to pet it

[daangnabbit-blog1]

forgot to take a picture of the cat I heroically saved today, but here’s a picture of an equally obnoxious furbal- I mean precious kitten

- sent from the TARDIS

[forpineapplesake-deactivated201]

Keep it contained to your office.

I’m serious.

[daangnabbit-blog1]

but why

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hey, quick question. kittens are more popular right?

I can’t say I know what you’re referring to. They’re certainly more popular in my book~! Why do you ask?

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all I needed to know thanKS BYE

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forgot to take a picture of the cat I heroically saved today, but here’s a picture of an equally obnoxious furbal- I mean precious kitten

- sent from the TARDIS