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Football Initiation 4 (43 secs) - “Just you and me out here, son.”

aimuscle

NOT ENOUGH!

muscledaddiesonly

These guys always read the nutrition labels.

gigantix

I grew. Bigger, and bigger I grew.

And still bigger. I felt that I could see half the globe. And I knew I was not yet done growing. But what I felt for it was not destruction...but suddenly, a sense of reverence.

I felt more powerful every second- and I loved it! Muscle upon muscle, size upon size!

And at the same time I could see the power around me, in the world, in the people. I don't know how I could understand all this, but I did.

And then...HE showed himself. And however big I thought I was, I understood now that I was merely a guest. A guest hosted in HIS WORLD, hosted through HIS POWER.

"GREETINGS, TINY RELATIVE. THOU ART WELCOME IN MY HOME. I HAVE NEED OF THEE."

Thor. Thor was doing this.

We do not bend the knee to Thor - that is surrender, not respect, in HIS house.

"Great Thor! Your welcome and this great gift are unexpected, and I did not recognize them! Um, great sir...you said...relative...?"

Thor grew larger above me, and stronger so much I could not be seen next to him.

"YES. THOUGH IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS, THE BLOOD OF THY HOUSE CARRIES THE BLOOD OF MY HOUSE. AND SO, I COME TO ASK...A FAVOR...OF FAMILY."

"A favor? Great sir, any favor I might do for you is an honor!"

He grew again, and looked more serious.

"BE NOT SO QUICK, MY YOUNG SCION. UNDERSTAND WHAT THEE ACCEPT TO UNDERTAKE.

"EVEN GODS MAY BE IN ERROR: I MUST PAY A DEBT OF HONOR I HAVE FOOLISHLY INCURRED.

"WHILE I DO, THE WORLD MUST REMAIN ATTENDED TO. THE FORCES OF STORM AND LIGHTNING, WIND AND WAVE, MUST BE WISELY HERDED UPON THE EARTH."

The great figure above me paused, and looked serious.

"I MAY CHOOSE ONLY FROM FAMILY TO HOLD MY WATCH. I WOULD HAVE THEE STAND FOR ME.

"NOW: UNDERSTAND THE BURDENS OF WHAT IS ASKED OF THEE, SHOULD THOU ACCEPT."

My head suddenly exploded as though struck between a hammer and an anvil.

I saw Thor - not as the massive world-striding muscle beast before me, but as the force of wind, wave, water, and sky.

I saw him hold these forces of the Earth in binding together. Tuning them as an expert would tune a piano: tension here, release there, a million forces - a million strings, struck by a million hammers, played by a being able to play virtuoso upon an instrument of a million keys of light and dark.

In a flash, it was over. I understood what he asked of me, that I would never return to my old life, and all would not be fun and games for me. His domain was not small, and caring for it would not be a holiday. It might best be described as "very hard and very rewarding work".

That seemed very appropriate for the work of Thor Odinson.

And more, I understood the debt he had incurred. I knew what he owed, and to whom. I knew that I could speak nothing of it to him.

And lastly, I knew that if I did not grant his request his burden would be far greater than if I did.

"TINY SCION. I MUST KNOW THY ANSWER NOW. THOU HAST NO GEAS UPON THEE. MY DEBT IS MINE ALONE. THOU MAY ELECT TO GRANT ME THE FAVOR OF FAMILY...OR NOT.

"NO HARM OR MALICE SHALL COME TO THEE OR THINE SHOULD THOU DECLINE. THOU HAST THE WORD OF THY GOD, THOR, SWORN UPON MINE OWN HAMMER."

"Great Thor...I humbly offer you the Favor of Family. I do this of my own free will, and I accept the burden you have offered me."

Above me, impossibly huge towering over the world and the storm in which I was a speck, my vastly bigger and older relative smiled proudly.

"GLAD I AM TO KNOW THE BLOOD OF ODINS LINE HONORS FAMILY AS THOU DO THIS DAY!"

"TIME LEAVES US BUT LITTLE FOR THANKS, YOUNG SCION.

"I GO TO FULFILL MY DEBT. IN MOMENTS THOU WILL STAND IN MY STEAD. TAKE CARE WITH THY RESPONSIBILIITES, PLEASURE IN THY DEEDS, AND HEART FROM THOSE YOU SERVE."

And with that, the great God grew larger over the world, then disappeared in a flash of lightning and thunder.

Moments later I felt the storm start to change around me.

Or maybe was it me, changing in the storm?

Hey, I wasn't holding this hammer a moment ago, was I?

Nope, I'm not done yet. I've been to the movies.

This is WAY too much lightning starting for this to be over now!

aimuscle

A giant in the forest... Two trials!

gigantix

"BIGGER THAN THIS SHOPPING CENTER...OH, I WAS PISSED AT THESE JERKS TOO...."

"UNNHHHH...GROWING AGAIN!! YES, BIGGER!!!"

Dave knocks down a few more buildings, just for the feeling of it.

He stands up to his full height, weeing how everything is smaller again around him.

"IT'S LIKE MY TOYBOX GETS REFILLED EVERY TIME, MORE THINGS TO BREAK IN THIS CITY THAT JUST KEPT LETTING ME DOWN. MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CALLED IT 'SUCK CITY'. "

Dave kneels again, enjoying his massive size against the tiny buildings and structures of the city. The feeling of more growth yet to come still inside him.

"THIS PLACE...YEAH, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO LIVE HERE. He sighs. "I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET BY BEING A GIANT TITAN INSTEAD!" Then he smiles and knocks several apartment buildings down.

A moment later he finds himself growing again...bigger, bigger, stronger. Fires have started to break out in the city.

"HAH! SO TINY, ALL OF THIS. SOOOO TINY...."

If he were to stand up, very little would be taller than his waist.

Another swelling of growth energy comes from inside. It seems to be amplified by how much he is enjoying himself. He quickly doubles in size, and keeps growing.

He shifts to both knees to stay in touch of the ground, his massive body looming over the whole city even from this position.

"OH GOD....SO....ENORMOUS....I CAN PICK UP THESE BUILDINGS WITH ONE HAND! HAHAHAHA! I REMEMBER JUST WALKING INTO THESE! NOW I COULDN"T EVEN FIT A FINGERNAIL INSIDE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM!"

Dave laughs loudly. He makes a game of gently touching what he knows are towering buildings of steel and concrete, trying not to break them, and feeling his massive size and power dent damage them like flimsy cardboard.

gigantix

"NEXT ON MY LIST: MY JOB! I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE!" A few minutes later Dave announces himself at the old brick warehouse complex where he has been working.

"HELLO BOSS! I THINK I OUTGREW THIS JOB! BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY I HAVE TO PROVE STUFF, SO LET ME SHOW YOU!"

Giant Dave laughs to himself, punches in a side of one building, workers scurrying away.

"I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS BUILDING NEEDED MORE AIR!"

Dave doesn't notice right away, but he is growing bigger as he wrecks the complex.

"ANOTHER HOLE OVER HERE. YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY KEEP THE DOORS OPEN MORE!"

"HAH! GETTING BIGGER! I LOVE THIS SH*T!!!"

"STILL GETTING BIGGER...BUT THAT GIVES ME A FUN IDEA..."

"IF I CROUCH DOWN, MAYBE I CAN FIT INSIDE...."

Dave crashes through the brick, making a hole for him to fit into.

"OH YEAH, THIS WILL BE FUN. AND EVERYTHING IS JUST SIZED RIGHT..."

Dave starts growing bigger, collapsing the brick around him, everything seems to shink smaller and smaller again.

"YESSSS!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'M GONNA OUTGROW THIS WHOLE CITY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

Dave turns in the building, to face the other side, still laughing and enjoying the wreckage he causes. He grows bigger and bigger again as people run away.

Dave stands up, surveying the now-miniature buildings around him.

He feels very satisfied, taking out so much anger on people he thinks did him wrong. He thinks for a moment, then smiles.

"NEXT UP: TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. THE PLACE WHERE THEY SAID I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO GET IN...AND IS ALSO PROBABLY THE ONLY PEOPLE AROUND THAT COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT."

He admires his own massive muscles towering over the city blocks around him, thinks about the damage he can do with the massive force of his own body.

"NEXT STOP, CITY UNIVERSITY!"

gigantix

"All these little cars wrecked...that tells me where my first stop has to be!"

The giant walked across town to Best Cars, where he was turned down for a loan a week ago.

"Hey guys! Remember me? I'm BACK! And I think I'm your LEAST satisfied customer!"

"I think I'm going to take out my frustrations here....but this is a junkyard, so you won't mind!" Starts crushing cars with his feet.

Picks one up to beat up on it directly.

"DAMMMM! IM STILL GROWING! HOW ABOUT THAT! THESE CARS ARE EVEN SMALLER NOW. HAH! THOUGHT I MIGHT LEAVE YOU SOME INTACT...BUT I GUESS NOT!"

Giant keeps growing, kneels amid the wreckage of the cars.

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!"

gigantix

He just kept growing, starting to tear a hole through the gym.

Bursting through the side wall, the brick didn't hit anyone - at first!

He exploded out, completely, with a yell..

"OH, I AM GOING TO LOVE BEING A GIANT!!!!!"

He got stuck in the building, growing so big.

Took a few steps out then stood up so much bigger than just a minute before.

He paused just taking it all in from his new massive giant point of view..

Then he took a deep breath, expanded a little more.

He opened his eyes, flexed his massive muscles for everyone to see, and said "LOOK AT ALL THIS F**KING POWER, LITTLE PEOPLE. GONNA HAVE TO VISIT SOME FOLKS THAT PISSED ME OFF LATELY."

gigantix

Sometimes, the wrong guy grows into a giant.

And then he's a jerk about it...

"Oh shit, man! I'm getting HUGE!!!!"

And you're just sure he's not done yet. Dammit, he's such a prick. Why is he the one growing?

aimuscle

This year they have created a new category at the competition: Muscle Monster.

Who cares about aesthetics when you weight half a ton (at least)?

jackedupjock

arongreywolfe

muscleobsessive

Leg porn for tractor-wheel worshipers. We just talk about the muscles on the front of the thighs as quads but that teardrop-shaped muscle that extends to the inner top of the knee is the vastus medalis, and this guy’s is the size of a fucking mango. This is exactly what I need on Leg Day.