I'm Dabi

Dabi kin |  Eternal Badass | Villian and Paranomal Liberation Front Lieutenant | Natty Drinker | Hog Cranker 

[dabithings]

Got a light?

[dabithings]

Honey I washed your laundry, made you your favorite dinner and drawn your bath! Will you tell me love me now? 😢😢😢

I never love a bitch. I never trust a bitch. I only trust the bag. If you're going to do my laundry at least fold the shirts and scrub the shit stains from the underwear. I'll take the Hamburger Helper but anyone can make that schlock. Do better.

[dabithings]

I can’t believe how much you bitches loved that first audio I did. Decided to try something new and “indulge” the listener in something “softer”. (It was fucking nasty I’d rather hit that bitch raw with the roaches cheering from the table with jeopardy in the background). Maybe you weak ass bitches will like this one. Dabi Calls You Hot [D4F] [Hot Like My Flames] [Roaches Cheering] [Trailer Trash AU] [Jeopardy! On] [Daily Double] [Even More Domestic Violence] [Make Me a Sandwich] [Burning up]

[dabithings]

What up you fucking losers. I decided to return to this cockroach infested trailer and upload something new. I recorded an audio as Dabi so you bitches can enjoy this silky smooth voice.

Accidentally Farting in Front of Dabi [D4F] [Shy Listener] [Adorkable] [Taco Bell for Lunch] [Domestic Violence] [Roach in the Crib] [Comfort Audio] [Forgot My Mild Sauce]

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Hawks has ‘smacks you too hard to get your attention while pointing and laughing at Family Guy with a mouthful of chips’ energy

[dabithings]

Fuck that poser. I’m so sick of that winged freak prancing around like he’s on top of the world. Family guy??? Are you serious??? Not even a good show. Wake me when he’s watching Big Mouth.

[dabithings]

My First Creepypasta!

Place the flour in a mound on a large cutting board.  Use your fingers or a spoon to create a good-sized well in the middle of the flour mound.  Add the eggs in the center of the well.  Sprinkle the salt and drizzle the olive oil on top of the eggs.

Use a fork to begin whisking the eggs until they are combined.  Then begin to gradually whisk some of the surrounding flour into the egg mixture, adding more and more until the egg mixture is nice and thick. Use your hands to fold in the rest of the dough until it forms a loose ball.  Knead the dough for about 10 minutes or until the dough is smooth and elastic, sprinkling some extra flour on the cutting board if needed to prevent sticking or if they dough seems too wet or sticky. 

Form the dough into a ball with your hands and wrap it tightly in plastic wrap. Let the dough rest at room temperature for 30 minutes.  Use immediately or refrigerate for up to 1 day.

Roll out the pasta dough into creepy skulls, either by hand or using a pasta maker.  Cook the pasta in a large pot of generously-salted boiling water until it is al dente, usually between 1-5 minutes depending on the thickness of your pasta.  Drain and use immediately.

Add pasta sauce and enjoy your creepypasta!

[dabithings]

I found the holy grail. Hell yea.

[dabithings]

‘aight bitches, new do. Keep em coming two at a time ladies and you sloppy joe bitches stay FAR away.

[dabithings]

This is the funniest blog I have ever been lucky enough to stumble upon. Here, a batch of cookies for your troubles💕

Cookies are nice and all but don’t talk to me unless you’re coming through with a family sized bag of jerky and a carton of cigs.

[kazooli-deactivated20230130]

[dabithings]

God I miss the old Call of Duty days, back when all these hoes weren’t wasting my time. The music choice is more my speed though. That toe fungus crybaby listens to exclusively city pop and anime openings.

[dabithings]

If I ever got forced to go to a golf outing, I hope the real ones know what I’m wearing. 

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Dabi doesn't like it when you call him daddy, it reminds him too much of his childhood

Honestly? Yeah probably.

OR he wants you to call him that so he can prove to himself he’ll never be like his old man 🤔 hashtag take ur trauma and turn it into a kink.

[dabithings]

Nah don’t care if a bitch wants to call me daddy. My dad threw empty beer cans at squirrels in the woods and my mom in the kitchen. My only issue with the old man is that he pushed my ass into a bonfire when I was young, gave me all these crispy skin flakes.

[dabithings]

You're the biggest hater on the planet, Dabi. Sippin on that hatorade eating all those hatepricots, pick on someone your own size >:(

I don’t hate. I only get hated on. So many whiny ass bitches like you are jealous of my life, and frankly you’re the latest in a long line of women “hating” my ass trying to get between me, my Harley, and my natty.

[kazooli-deactivated20230130]

Shigaraki and Dabi kink headcanons?

This list is constantly evolving but here’s my thoughts as of today

Shigaraki

💙Humiliation (Giving)

💙Noncon/Dubcon (Giving/Receiving)

💙Omorashi (Partner)

💙Voyeurism

💙Stockings/Thigh highs

💙Cosplay

💙Crying (Partner)

💙Choking (Giving/Receiving)

💙Orgasm control

💙Necrophilia

💙Clothed sex

💙Drugging

💙Feet

Dabi

💜Breeding

💜Pregnancy

💜Lactation

💜Mommy/Daddy

💜Humiliation (Giving/Receiving)

💜Incest

💜Petplay (Master)

💜Noncon (Giving/Recieving)

💜Spanking (Giving)

💜Predator/Prey (Predator)

💜Size Difference

💜Exhibitionism

💜Drugs

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Hawks/Overhaul/Aizawa under the cut

Keep reading

[dabithings]

💜  No woman deserves this seed.

💜  Not dealing with no screaming child.

💜  If she lactating,you know that shits gonna feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I’m only here for that TIGHT fuck.

💜  Only she’s calling me daddy.

💜  These dogs can be humiliated all they want by my greatness.

💜  My sister’s a bigger crackhead than I am, no thank you.

💜  yea

💜  Only giving

💜  yea

💜  yea

💜  yea

💜  One time I got it on in a convention center bathroom, and tagged in a hobo for the ultimate threesome.

💜  Blow off a bitch’s ass? Sign me up.

[dabithings]

do you eat ass?

Eat ass? No way. Only way I’m interacting with that dirty penny is my hog long dick style. I know the bitches I’m fucking in my trailer park and E. coli does NOT sound like a good time.

[kazooli-deactivated20230130]

Butt stuff is one of the only things that embarrasses me.

[dabithings]

Throwing my hog down a chick’s poop chute truly is one of life’s greatest pleasures. 

[dabithings]

Home sweet home. 😍😍😍