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@dacresm
imessage | kendall
kendall: i know it is, but it looks gross. maybe i'll try it that way then. i don't have that much hope in it. i won't cry, but i will make fun of you for it.
dacre: make fun of me? i take it like a champ, nothing to make fun of me for please
imessage | kendall
kendall: ok that sounds pretty good right about now. nah, but i am going to hate. that stuff does not look good but maybe i'll try it. one day
dacre: it's the aussie thing, we grew up with it. like on toast, people eat it from the jar and that's not the right way, it's actually disgusting straight from the jar, gotta have it with butter and bread to actually have it taste good. think you can handle it princess? don't cry when it tastes funky to you.
imessage | kendall
kendall: you don't know taste. go eat some vegemite or something.
dacre: i dooo, i'm eating a chocolate fondue right now. i just went to the gym and this is how i celebrate and reward myself, go figure. ha, i had vegemite toast this morning, the best. don't be hating.
imessage | kendall
kendall: ok but that sounds actually foul. pickles aren't
dacre: pickles are fucking gross, ken, honestly, yuck but i get it, those fucking babies will suck out all the taste
imessage | kendall
kendall: oh lmao. you know who had one? scott. don't know how that went. i'm just sitting here eating a jar of pickles bc this is my life now. pickles.
dacre: when my mum was pregnant with my sister i remember all she ate was pickled onions, disgusting, i was disgusted.
imessage | kendall
kendall: yes lmao. thanks, shrek. what u up to?
dacre: im just chilling at home, watching this show about flipping houses and shit. kinda cool. what are u doin?
imessage | kendall
kendall: well this was on purpose
dacre: on PURPOSE? the fuck hahaha damn, well congrats?
imessage | mishti
mishti: you're living my dream! i wish i was sitting on the couch and eating a whole bag of peanut butter cups. but nope, i'm at the gym about to work out.
mishti: you should probably whip your ass back into shape though, i've seen that body of yours, can't let it go to waste, yeah?
dacre: oh god, i need that motivation, i got a gym in my garage but like...it's dusty right now.
dacre: but...peanut butter cups.
𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 /natalia
nat: hey where are you even at these days?
dacre: like u can talk, all over the damn well. im just in la
imessage | mishti
dacre: i just ate a whole fucking bag of peanut butter cups now i'm about to go into a food coma on my damn couch
dacre: gotta whip my ass back into shape before i turn into the damm couch.
we’re eighteen days into january and i feel like all i’ve done so far is go on a two week long bender with all the birthday celebrations lately. being a productive member of society? forget it. i’ll try again in 2023. now, come hit me with your best hangover remedies and tell me about what you’ve been up to since the new year started. surely it has to be more interesting than what i’ve been doing. if not, i might have to judge a little. okay… a lot. / @hollyweirdstarters
fuck really? i went out for new years and woke up in another country, man the things we get up to. i gave up after the forth day to try an be a productive member of society my ass could never. i’ve been travelling, hanging out, nothing too special.
imessage | barbie
barbie: We're going to some airbnb that's got bowling and all this shit included, looks pretty sick. I'm excited
barbie: But that's not until Tuesday, so if you're free tonight or tomorrow night you could come over before I go?
dacre: oh shit what the fuck that sounds fancy, i remember staying at a place with a pool inside and that was a fucking mazing. can't wait to go back.
dacre: i'm free, ya know you're always welcome to hang.
💬 IMSG ─ dacre montgomery.
doja: i had a dream i fucked shrek
doja: and now i'm thinking about you and how you must smell like onions ❤️❤️❤️
doja: how are you, sexy ogre man?
dacre: HAHAH I HATE THIS SO MUCH
dacre: i spell like black opium thank you very much.
dacre: rude ass
dacre: i'm tired, of carrying my swamp on my back.
imessage | kendall
kendall: i'm glad this isn't an "am i the father" text lmaooo
kendall: thank u tho! don't worry.
dacre: yeah cause i fuckin wrap it.
imessage | barbie
barbie: I would never. I do want to see you before I go out of town with my girls though
barbie: You busy on Friday?
dacre: out on the town? where are you going? clubbing? strippers? be careful of those places, once i ended up on the stage after a few fucking beers.
dacre: nope.
imessage | barbie
dacre: hey oh hey, i know you ain't just ghosting me right now huh?
imessage | kendall
dacre: hey uh i just saw the news i know i'm a little slow haha
dacre: congrats?????