🎀Lets be Naughty🎀

💕 ✨Cute, sweet, and kinky✨ 💋PDX💋

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[diversed]

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[justcatposts]

[forestzin]

[daddies-sugar-kitten]

Conversation between parents at a child’s birthday party:

Karen: wow chelsey you really out did yourself with this recipe What do you call this sauce!? It’s spicy!

Chelsey: hoho Karen it’s just a recipe I made up isn’t it great?? *winks*

Me: *stares at two women eating plain Heinz ketchup on top of bland ass noodles*

Me: Karen it’s ketchup....

Chelsey: haha isn’t it great??

Karen: well I think it’s spicy

[choiyehas-deactivated20200419]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj7BvU7Bykq/

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~☾~

[superdogworld]

Puppies & Doggy Dogs

[st-just]

The Jeanne Hachette center, my new standard to judge all other architecture against and find wanting. 

(fun fact: named after a folk hero literally called “ Joan the Hatchet”.Which, well, that tracks.) 

[zillyblog]

this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

tiny bean ! friendly bean

they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

just look at this tiny nugget !!!

harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

momma with itty puffs

kisses !! 1 hit KO

they are literally too small how dare

harvest mice !!!

harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

thankyou for your time

[queengreendown]

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

[melisica]

(by maykel lima)

[melisica]

(by jovana rikalo)

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

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[daddies-sugar-kitten]

How to be flirty

Cute girl: *walks over to me for help*

Me: gosh I wish I didn’t eat so much

Cute girl: wait what?

Me: cuz you is a snackkkk

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable