johanssns:
It hasn’t even been 24 hours in the new house, and somehow we’ve already experienced that inaugural housewarming crisis. To make a long story short, my kid got her hands into her mother’s makeup collection and deemed it arts and crafts on her face time. I now have makeup stains on my new couch, so until I’ve got the chance to dedicate time to washing them out, I’m rolling with the patchwork vibes and enjoying a damn beer. Watch out Fairpond, here we come. Someone please tell me that you experience my luck with things so that we can commiserate; first round will be on me if so.
If it makes you feel any better I was unpacking finally and opened the door for a second to go grab something. One of my ferrets got out and soon the other one did too. So I was running around outside chasing two crazy ass ferrets. Only to find out the scurried off into the neighbor’s bushes. So I had to knock on my neighbors door telling them I was here to collect my ferrets...who then decided to run away even more and I ran around my neighbors yard. Hey Scarlett I am Pedro. I feel you.
