Jen Law

Jen. Actress. Dog Mom. A full mess. 

[jnnlwrnce]

Happy Birthday Jen!

Thanks Chris!

[jnnlwrnce]

Happy birthday, Queen! I hope your day is filled with all the pizza and comfy sweat pants you could possibly dream of!

-Anna K.

Thank you so much Anna! It was definitely pizza and swear pant filled and I have you to thank for it!

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twhiddlestonsx​:

You wouldn’t be the first person I’ve heard that from, but acting is never an easy career path to succeed in, you have to give it your all or nothing. Oh, no. I know you’re trying to humor me but you have more potential in you, and you know it. Not that fast food workers don’t, either. I have heard of an actor that gave up acting and started working as one of Santa’s elves at a mall during the Christmas season. Maybe you could do that, fans will show up and ask for pictures with you instead. I think you could try to make a career out of being a comedian or a professional clown, too. I mean no offense by that, you’re just very funny. Oh, no? Why is that, Jen? 

You’re so very right about that. It took a long time to climb up the hill and I still feel like I’m climbing. I think once you get too comfortable in the craft you’re just full of yourself anyway. Yeah, but it’s not a question I get asked often so McDonalds just seems right. I honestly have no desire to be anything other than an actor. I took a year off, did some stuff to try to better the world and while it was fun fighting the good fight, I just don’t know that my heart would ever be happy if I wasn’t making films. That’s a real thing someone did? Did they not realize that’s seasonal. What do they do the rest of the year? You know, a clown isn’t a horrible idea. I could always just be the new Ronald McDonald himself. At least then I wouldn’t have to worry about burning the burgers. I think we all know why that is, Tom. You’ve got a following larger than the state of Texas. All those obsessed girls would show up to just to lay their eyes on you. And if your reading Shakespeare on top of it? They’ll die.

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[zöe]: Happy birthday you wonderful human you! I am so happy I get to exist in the same time as you and even happier that I get to call you my friend. Love you so so so much and hoping I can see you soon so I can actually hug you and give you your presents. (That includes the trip to France, I already booked everything, just set a date and we'll fly away from this coutry).

[text] Oh, Zoe! I love you so much! Thank you for being the best friend a girl could ask for you. 💜

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zcekravtz​:

In my defence, I couldn’t find you anywhere and I really needed a drink, Jen. I tried calling you when I was already halfway drunk, but I might’ve called someone else and that makes me sad. Not the best time, but it’s always a yes to seeing you under any circumstances ever. Jennifer Lawrence, are you suggesting we have a romantic trip to France? Because I’m game if we can do St. Tropez a couple days. No, you are getting your own Danny Devito kit, with a pillow and a candle because I love you and I miss seeing your face. 

I was probably asleep, or too drunk to find my phone, lets be real here. I guess so long as we were both having fun even if it wasn’t together is all that really matters. Aw, Zoe. You flatter me. I always want to see your face no matter what too. I sure am suggestion a romantic trip to France. I think it’s finally time we have the vacation of a life time, don’t you agree? Of course we can do St. Tropez. I would never deny you. Oh my god. My own Danny Devito kit? I feel so honored. I will cherish this with my entire life. I love you and I miss seeing your face more. Lets fix this, please.

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twhiddlestonsx​:

So, I’m going to ask you a very silly, cliche question I know you’ve gotten before, but I want you to be passionate about your answer. If your current career-path did not work out and you had to go for any other career, what would it be and why? If you cannot think of one, tell me what you wanted to be as a child. As for mine; my fans call me Professor Hiddleston due to my knowledge of the language arts and Shakespeare. They come out to conventions or wait by the stage doors and tell me they need Professor Hiddleston. They ask for help with their exams or whatever they’re studying, and I will literally sit there for ten minutes and give full on seminars. I always say I couldn’t imagine being anything but an actor, but I can’t help but think now about how much fun being a Literary Professor would actually be. I really love talking about this stuff and helping people learn. I think I’m having my mid-life crisis. I’ve even had to put on a several-hour long lecture about Loki’s character before the production of the first season, they gave me a massive whiteboard and all. Anyway, back to my question for you. Yes, you will be graded. @tftmstarters​

It was always acting for me. I even dropped out of school for this job. Oh god, I’ so fucked if I never get hired again. I guess I could always go work at McDonalds. I’m going to spend all my free time practicing saying “Do you want fries with that?” It’s going to sound so good everyone will be ordering fries for me. Whenever they ask about me on red carpets, please just tell them all I’m off serving the worlds best fries and crying into the ice cream machine, thanks. You would definitely make a great Professor. I don’t know how many students would be paying attention to what you’re saying, but I’m sure attendance would be at an all time high. 

[zcekravtz]

Whoever can figure a breathalyser for your phone will become a billionaire. Today I woke up and found out I had not only texted people really dumb shit and had bought plane tickets to France, but I had also ordered 30 potatoes with my mom’s face on them and every Danny Devito item I could find on Amazon, including a cutout of him and one of my step-dad. So… if anyone needs me, I’ll be making fries for about a month and having deep conversations with my Danny Devito cutout while trying to cancel my trip to France, living my best life. 

This is where I ask about the dumbest Amazon orders everyone has make, drunk or not, and if anyone needs a Danny Devito fannypack, because my drunk brain thought I needed three of those. // @tftmstarters​

[jnnlwrnce]

Wait, wait wait. You were drunk and I missed it? Zoe, honestly. I’ve never been more upset in my life. Please tell me you had least had the best time and you’re feeling adventurous and want to go out drinking again soon? Don’t cancel the trip to France though. Just add an extra ticket and I’ll go with you. We can live our best lives eating all the French food the country has to offer. I could always use a Danny Devito fannypack. Just give me all the things you don’t want.

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zaynmlks​:

I mean, I wouldn’t blame her for stalking me. I am pretty great. Damn, I guess I’ll just have to learn to accept that there’s a weirdo actress obsessed with me. Maybe I’ll be obsessed with her. Yeah? Hook us up. Kinda really want to hang out with her. Get her some of that wine and pizza she loves so much.

I don’t really blame her either. Just be careful, stalkers can be dangerous. It’s better that way, Zayn. You don’t get your hopes up and she gets to send you drinks forever. Win/win. I think it only makes sense you end up obsessed with her. She’s weird but she’s pretty great. Yeah, I talked to her. She really wants to hang out with you too and eat pizza. You can go see her anytime you’d like because she’s a loser with no life and is always home.

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freddycrtrs​:

If it helps, I thought you were a great Katniss. I started reading Six of Crows when I got the email for the audition and had to stop because I was falling so in love with the character and if I didn’t get the part I would’ve been crushed. Good job I got it and now I’m constantly bugging Leigh about writing the third book. I’m so excited for season two! I’ll do whatever I can to get us all more Kaz and Inej. We love an angsty ship that refuse to admit their feelings for each other. Invite me next time you decide to cause some chaos. Teach me your ways.

Thank you! I had such a blast playing her. Can’t believe THG came out almost ten years ago. I’m glad you ended up with the part, I honestly don’t think I could picture anyone else in the role now that I’ve seen you play him.  I’m sure Leigh loves that, though. Tell her that if she gets that third book out I’ll be second in line to buy it.  I’m going to have to pick up Six of Crows though so I can know everything about Kaz and Inej moving forward. Angsty ships are always the best ships though. I find they bring a lot more truth to a relationship - whatever it may be, then those constantly over the moon happy couples. You want to be my apprentice? It’s been so long, but I’m happy to show you the way.

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zaynmlks​:

You know, I had a secret admirer sending me drinks at the party the other night. Know anything about that? I’d like to really show them how much I appreciate them. I hope they’re not some super weird actress that’s obsessed with wine and pizza. That’d be the worst possible outcome. @jnnlwrnce​

That’s weird, sounds like you might have a stalker on your hands. I’d watch out if I were you. I heard she was a weird actress that’s obsessed with wine and pizza though. So I guess it sucks to be you. If you still want to show them how much you appreciate them despite being a complete weirdo, I heard she’s free this weekend. So I can hook you two up.

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natportm​:

Sometimes having someone who knows the struggle of erratic schedules is exactly what you need. Yeah, ten years! The divorce was very…emotional, but now I can look back on it say it was for the best. I think I got really lucky. But please don’t repeat that, because I think the smug smirk on his face would never go away. The wedding might be a little dangerous with those two planning it. So how’s the life of Ms Jennifer Lawrence going? Any new and exciting projects on the horizon?

At least you have that, right? And you both have the kids in common so it’s not like he’s completely out of your life. Sometimes there’s comfort in that too. Even if you aren’t in love anymore there’s still some love there after going through a divorce. Oh god, no. Say something nice to Hemsworth? I wouldn’t dare. His head might also explode from how big it gets so it’s just best to keep him out of this secret. Oh the life of Jen is as exciting as always. I’ve got a few projects coming out. I just worked with Leo on a Netflix film that should be out later this year. And what about you? Any big post Thor plans?

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hcmswvrthqs​:

That’s true, I could do it anonymously, that way I get my fix and you still think I’m ignoring you. You don’t have to flex that hard on us that you have so many chefs that cook for you, some of us only get one. Not always, but sometimes it’s just nice to be able to relax with the kids and have someone who knows what they’re doing cook. I mainly use him when I’m busy and I don’t have time. Do I not go on about it enough? Luke says I don’t shut up about it, but I beg to differ. It won’t backfire, I can feel it in my waters, it’s a good idea.

I do think this might be the best solution. That way I can always be hating you for “ignoring” me. I’m sorry, but sometimes the world needs to know just how popular I really am. Why have one chef when you can have all of LA? I can’t imagine how nice it must be to sit back and relax with the kiddos while someone else cooks. How are the kids, anyway? I haven’t seen any of the littles in what feels like years. Not to me, at least.  But if Luke is annoyed then I guess that’s all that matters, right? Okay if you say so. I on the other hand disagree.

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Jennifer Lawrence attends Evan and Lizzie’s celebration party on The FantaSea One Yacht 07/31

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freddycrtrs​:

Now that Shadow and Bone is getting a second season, I’ve decided to go back and re-read Six of Crows and brush up on my Kaz Brekker knowledge. Let me tell you, it’s scary as hell playing a book character that so many people love and want done right. So far, so good, I think. I still have a job so I take that as a good sign. No idea how the Harry Potter folk did it. Massive kudos to them - I’m sure the pressure was overwhelming because it can be for us sometimes. But, y’know, there’s a little downtime before we’re off filming again and I guess I should get a hobby or something. Give me some ideas. The person that gives me the most obscure one becomes my new best friend. @tftmstarters​

It’s never easy playing a book character. I almost didn’t take on The Hunger Games because I was afraid to ruin a book series I really loved.  I’ve heard nothing but great thinks about Shadow and Bone and your portrayal of Kaz so I don’t think you’ve got anything to worry about either. I’ve not read the books but I did just binge the show and I’m so ready for season two. Give me more Kaz and Inej please. I’m the worst with hobbies, I usually just sit around and cause chao and destruction which can be fun at times.

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natportm​:

Exactly. It seems like there are lessons to be learned in everything. If it makes you feel any better, I think most people out dating and searching for relationships are the same way. I don’t think you give yourself enough credit! Clearly your current boyfriend is a smart and understanding guy. Is he in show business too? It shouldn’t be as difficult to find someone who understands that you have a constantly fluctuating schedule as an actress. I think that was part of what brought my marriage with Ben to an end. We had grown apart and with my erratic schedule, he didn’t want to fix things. Or that. I think it’s going to be a wonderful and crazy wedding. As long as you have a driver, which in this day and age is so easy, and you get home safe, go wild.

They probably are. I fully believe that nobody ever really knows what they’re doing and that’s okay. Just fake it until you make it I guess. He’s not an actor but he’s in the business, yeah. So he most definitely understand the schedules and shit. It’s a shame too, because you two were together for awhile, yeah? But at least now you’re with Chris and he’s one of the best guys I know and definitely gets the whole busy schedule never home thing too. Thank god for Uber, right? It’s definitely going to be a good time. I’ve yet to go to an event that either of them are at and it be a bad time. 

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evanptrs​:

Thank you for supporting my new life on Mars. You should come visit one day. I have a room all ready for you but you can never go back to Earth afterwards. I knew I could always trust you to come and fuck with people with me. My favourite partner in crime. If Sophie says I said that to her then don’t believe. I totally didn’t. I only strive to make you both proud. I’m trying to sweet talk the bosses into bringing you guys into the MCU. It’s a very, very, very slow work in progress right now. You know I’m always down for take out and tea spilling. I also need to tell you how fuckin’ psycho my ex is. It involves selling my number and address for money.

I will definitely have to come check out your new home sometime. Aw, I get my own room? I knew I was your favorite. I bet Sophie doesn’t get her own room and that’s all I care about. I would never believe such a horrible lie. When the decision comes to me or Sophie for partner in crime, I’m hands down the best person for the job. Can you sweet talk them into not painting me blue if I come back? Because I’m 100% of that shit but I would love to cause chaos in the MCU with you. Wait. What? Do I need to go kick her ass? Because I will. 

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hcmswvrthqs​:

No, you wanted to be alone, that’s it, you’ll never hear from me again. It’s 2021, who says the woman has to cook, it’s a guys turn to do that shit. Or just do what I do and get you’re own chef, it’s a lot easier. I may have to fire him now that I’m with Nat though, she loves to cook. Yeah but it’s so much like my real name that people won’t think I’m dumb enough to do that and so won’t think it’s me. It’s perfect. Exactly, a redhead named Hems, I’m going places. Okay deal, do we spit into our hands and shake to seal the contract?

Please, how could you ever survive if you couldn’t annoy me on the regular? I usually just let random restaurants do all the cooking for me. Have to admit, it’s working pretty well. You have your own chef? Okay, Hemsworth, calm down. I keep forgetting you and Natalie are together now. Don’t fire the chef, keep him around for the days she doesn’t want to cook. Or it’ll backfire and they’ll know its you instantly. I think that’s the only way to make a legally binding agreement.