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Daniela, 27. Linguistics 🖋️

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[kosmogrl]

[carolsturka]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[girlmostlikely]

You guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs the tumblrina death rate is rapidly increasing. We need to repopulate the dash.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[fading-neon-dream]

The Videocorder 8000

[kosmogrl]

[vaporwavebomb]

[overclassy]

[hungry-skeleton]

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

the concept of summer >>>>>> what summer is actually like

[whateverwrites]

I want to be so genuinely loved that I’ll just stare at you in disbelief.

[anphivenas]

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs