Always shoot straight

Clint Barton Avenger. Archer. Assassin. Best Marksman in the world. Father of three. Married to my Black Widow. {RP account}

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

We’ll see.

You really think so?!

[daddy-hawk]

Anneka. Jealousy is very unbecoming of a young lady.

Yes, sweetie. I always knew you'd be better than me one of these days.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Eww.

[daddy-hawk]

Hello to you too, Kat.

[lilinhuman-deactivated20160623]

You better not be, or else Kate and i are going to need to have a chat.

[daddy-hawk]

Hey there beautiful.

Like I told Annie, I would never do that to you or the family. So you never have to worry, alright?

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

At least I haven’t done it yet.

You think so?!

[daddy-hawk]

Nor will you ever be doing it.

No, I know so. Keep that up and you'll be hitting bullseyes doing backflips.

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

….So what’s wrong with what I said?

Yes!

[daddy-hawk]

...Anneka, be nice.

Excellent form, very nice execution... you'll be Hawkeye yet, kiddo.

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Hi there.

Good, I know you wouldn’t. She’s more like that annoying person in class you want to push off of a bridge.

Of course I’ve been practicing! That’s silly.

[daddy-hawk]

Now Annie, we don't wish harm on people unless they deserve it.

Good. Then you want to show me how you've improved?

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

You tell them!

And you better not be.

[daddy-hawk]

Hey, there's my little hawk.

I would never do that to your mother. Or our family. You all mean the world to me and I would never destroy that. Besides Kate's like nine years old, she's more like the stupid little sister I never wanted.

Anyway, have you been practicing?

[daddy-hawk]

What is this blog doing insulting my wife? Natasha's a very loving woman (when she wants to be).

And for the record, I'm not sleeping with Kate. Just... no.