And though she be but little she is fierce

My name is Katerina Romanoff-Barton, I'm 18 years old and I can and will kick your ass. I'm the daughter of the two most skilled, deadliest assassins in the world, Natasha Romanoff, and Clint Barton. I couldn't be more like my mother if I tried, and trust me, I've tried.

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

*Pokes her toe, dragging a bloody kleenex around like a blanket* Hi.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

*Jumps startled, then notices tiny Cassie at her feet. Bends down and scoops her up in one hand.* Cass, what happened?

[daddy-hawk]

What is this blog doing insulting my wife? Natasha’s a very loving woman (when she wants to be).

And for the record, I’m not sleeping with Kate. Just… no.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Eww.

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

A month for an A, three weeks for a B, two weeks for a C and one week for a D. So, have fun doing my chores for a month!

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Deal, but only if I actually get the A.

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Chores for how long?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Hmm....Depends what grade I get,

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

How much will you pay me?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

You? I will pay you in either food or doing your chores.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

I will actually pay someone to do my calculus homework for me....

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Is it bedtime yet?

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

With bacon?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

With whatever you want. And breadsticks too.

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

I see you!

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

Is that a bad thing?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Not necessarily. I'm just not sure you know who you're being bold with,

[lilinhuman-deactivated20160623]

You wanna bet?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Ok, ok, I get it. I'm off to the training room.

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

I see you!

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

I like to be bold.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

I can see that...

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Is it bedtime yet?

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Noo! I want to sleep when I can.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

What if.....I order a pizza? Then will you stay up and party with your big sister?

[hulklingtnai]

You’ve got a point there, although I think she only trains just to have something to do. Your mom is so badass.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

[Laughs] She is pretty great.

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

Is it bedtime yet?

[anneka-the-hawklet-blog]

It’s always time for bed.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

You sleep too much. Wake up and live your life, darling!

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

I see you!

[cassie-stature-lang-blog]

You know it.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

That's a bold move, friend.

[lilinhuman-deactivated20160623]

I’d be disappointed in you if you did [smiling] And restrict your access to my stash and take yours away.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

Mama, you couldn't do that to me!

[hulklingtnai]

Aren’t you still in training though?

[itsybitsy-spyder]

I mean, if you think about it, we all are. There's never a day we stop training, hell my mom still trains.

[hulklingtnai]

I don’t know, what if I actually do get drunk and then we get attacked. I would be useless.

[itsybitsy-spyder]

That's what I'm here for, darling!