Daddy Hoho

Currently on hiatus. I will officially be back 5/2 Hello, my name is Van Hohenheim, but you may call me Mr. Ho. My sons are the Elric Brothers, Edward and Alphonse, and they are my everything. Trisha is my wife, and I will always love her. Drop by for some scotch anytime...

[daddyvanhohenheim]

vodka

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

pledge allegiance to the swag

[chellips]

I love how Yugi’s so cute

and dorky.

He’s just this little dude

all sweet

and innocent looking

and his Soul Room is filled with toys and games

but then he dressed like he’s into bondage

CHAINS, LEATHER, STRAPS, BELTS

HE EVEN WEARS HIS COLLAR TO BED

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME

[kriisykins]

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

[roseinbloomx-deactivated2013101]

“Of course—after all, even if I don’t have a father of my own, I consider you quite the father figure, Papa Ho! It’ll be ready in a bit, is that okay?”

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"Rose... Thank you. If I had had more children, I would hope to have a daughter like you. And don't skimp on the rum, okay?"

[daddyvanhohenheim]

When you get online, I think, "Yay! They're online!" Copy this only to the blogs it's genuinely true for, so that the people you love know it.

GAHH PEOPLE SO NICE TO ME THANK YOU <33333I WANT TO REPLY WITH A GIF BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ON THIS LAPTOP ;-; 

[daddyvanhohenheim]

TAG A QUALITY BLOG, YOU’RE IT! QUALITY DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE A LOT OF FOLLOWERS, OR A LOT OF MESSAGES. IT MEANS THAT YOU’RE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE, AND YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE, SOMEONE IS TELLING YOU THAT THEY LOVE YOU AS YOU ARE, AND THEY DON’T CARE HOW MANY FOLLOWERS YOU HAVE. SEND THIS TO 10 BLOGS WHO DESERVE IT. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. BUT IT’S JUST GOOD TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THEM!

GAHHHHHH THANK YOUUUU ;-; Sorry I don't have any gifs on this laptop and sorry I haven't really been online ;-; 

[roseinbloomx-deactivated2013101]

” ..I can still make you a cake if you’d like, Papa Ho! Would you like that? Just name any flavor, and I can try my best.”

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"Really? You'd do that for me?"

"Is rum cake okay?"

[daddyvanhohenheim]

*throws package of condoms at head*

“What oddly shaped balloons…  

[daddyvanhohenheim]

fullmetalupstart replied to your post: “Am I late for Father’s Day? I bought myself some...

“Fuck you.”

"O-oh... Well I suppose that's well deserved..."

[roseinbloomx-deactivated2013101]

“I-I would’ve baked you a cake if you had shown up, Papa Ho! I-I’m sorry!”

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"...So I am late for Father's Day?"

[daddyvanhohenheim]

rose-in-bloomx replied to your post: “Am I late for Father’s Day? I bought myself some...

omfg

"Did you get me anything?"

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"Am I late for Father's Day? I bought myself some gifts because I knew my sons wouldn't get me anything."

[sweetplant-deactivated20130808]

ANIME OPENINGS MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF

[edroy]

request # 3

[daddyvanhohenheim]

Omg so hot, I love it!! Thank you!!! <33

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"What?" She said, Her tears was starting to run down her cheek, and she hugged him tighter.

Hohenheim raised his eyebrows and his lips quivered slightly. He certainly did not intend for this meeting to result in tears. Was this girl unaware of Father’s intentions? She seems quite harmless… Sweet, even. “W-well.. technically.” He hesitantly placed a gently arm around the girl. “Why are you so upset?” he asked thoughtfully.

[olitiau-archive-deactivated2014]

[catbountry]

SHIT, POOH.

SHIT.

[adriofthedead]

roasted

[sure-shot-rizas-deactivated2015]

Waiting. /Open

[sure-shot-rizas-deactivated2015]

Shrugging slightly she gave a smile “I do not mind it. Ill do what ever it takes to help Roy get to his goal” Walking down the street with him, she scooted closer to him, a small blush on her cheeks as he looked at her with that gaze. “My job is my life.. I owe Roy so much,” rubbing his thumb with hers, she lead him down the streets turning to a small little bakery “Here it is.. its not much, but, its warm and inviting on those long nights.” Pushing open the door she lead him inside and to a small privateish back table. Sitting down across from him, she passed him a small menu. “I do warn you, a lot of their things are nothing but sweets.” Scanning the menu for a moment she found exactly what she wanted “Some of their items are seasonal, I’m glad my strawberry angle food cake is still on here.” Looking up at Von she blushed softly reaching over brushing a bit of dust on his cheek off “You poor thing, are you sure you are okay? You look like you took a rather large spill.” 

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"That's fine," Hohenheim replied cheerfully and began absentmindedly fiddling through the menu. Though he was certainly ready to eat after roaming through the streets for a couple hours, suddenly his appetite vanished. He and Riza had been seeing each other for some time, but he was unsure of the definite status of their relationship. The nerves had gotten to him once again. But Riza seemed calm and put together, which eased his nerves. He listened intently as she spoke, thinking angel good cake was quite fitting for her. A light laugh escaped is lips, his giddiness getting to him. "Oh, I'm fine.." He felt himself melt slightly under Riza's touch. She was a fighter, a warrior, but her hands were still so soft, a strange contrast against his scratchy beard and weathered skin. "It happens all the time," Hohenheim continued, looking down and blushing a bit. "I'm quite clumsy, after all..." He smiled sheepishly.