#crackkkk

[habihabizhh]

Looking back at some random wips is always so fun!! Here's one, actually- it's a TGCF canon compliant drabble i haven't finished in which hua cheng meets feng xin while looking for xie lian.... i was thinking about it and needed to get off my head. it's only exposition, and i was planning to make it into a crack oneshot, but yk... unfinished. anyway, as long as i got the brainworms out, it should be fine. LMK if i should continue this!! <3 :

Again. Again, and again, and again. How long until he finds him? Hua Cheng has been looking for His Highness for countless years. He’s been through thick and thin, through butterflies, Yin Yu, and other rumors. Every time he has a good feeling, and every time his luck fails him. How can he be there for His Highness if his useless luck won’t do the one good thing? His Highness, last he saw him, had been alone. Everyone he knew had left him, including himself. Originally, he was going out to clear his mind. But then he got sidetracked and his instincts took him somewhere else. To the kingdom of Yong’An. He hates this kingdom with all of his undead heart. The kingdom that had caused His Highness’ downfall, the kingdom that was ungrateful for His Highness’ efforts, which disregarded everything and anything anyone has ever done for them- a bunch of ungrateful, spoiled trash with no right to live. But his instincts take him there, so what choice does he have? Perhaps, after the State Preceptor was killed, he went to go take a look. He feels as if he’s close- he passes by a random grave, a few bushes, and walks through the gates leisurely. He is disguised as a youth, about sixteen years old, dressed in wealthy red robes with a low ponytail. He doesn’t put too much effort into this disguise, because there is only one thing that is important; His Highness, the Crowned Prince of Xianle. Everyone here is so happy. They are laughing and running and jumping and playing and singing and showing and performing and- He walks by a stand and buys a cheap steamed bun, biting into it as he turns around- but he freezes. That… that’s… That damn trash bodyguard, Feng Xin!

[sunsreign-moved]

.ﾟ☆ﾟ.  ╼  pick up line meme. | Accepting. 

@finestprize​​ said:❛ See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. ❜ 😭😩💔 

“Oh... Jassie...  you’ve had my key since he beginning... you just never noticed.”

[gnabrie]

22.03.19 | KYLIAN MBAPPÉ THE GOAT SCORES VS MOLDOVA

[fortytworedvines]

A successful haunting

There’s quiet in the Holby writers’ room, only the click of keys and the occasional thud of a mug of coffee being set down. Halloween decorations hang lacklustre on the window and a skull has been scribbled on the corner of the whiteboard.

The newest member of the team sighs and looks at his notes again. He’s writing Serena’s exit. He’s pulled plot points from their lucky dip style bins and has ended up with cards reading performs unsuccessful brain surgery, gets black out drunk in the office and is run over in the car park. Possibly they should start discarding their used cards, as he’s fairly certain that all of these have been used recently. He’s about to begin writing when a cold gust of wind sweeps through the room, rustling the paper and sweeping the cards off his desk.

A mutter spreads through the room, grows when they realise nobody has opened the door.

The wind blows again, stronger, and the temperature in the room plummets. Next, the lights flicker.

“Stop that!” a nervier member of the team shouts.

A shadowy figure materialises in the room. It looks familiar, somehow.

The room plunges into darkness and there are shocked cries from the desks. But then, just as suddenly, the lights come back on and everything is as it was. Apart from -

“What’s that?!” Somebody points at the whiteboard. Scrawled across it are the words fuck canon.

The new boy shivers and glances down at his desk. His cards and notes are nowhere to be seen. In their place, a piece of paper with a number of bullet points detailing Serena’s therapy sessions and AA meetings, her successful final surgery, her enjoyable farewell party at Albie’s and her semi-retirement to the south of France.

Well, that’ll do. He shrugs and begins to write.

[pureaestheticflow]

Porteraso 3 penalty kicks blocked 😳

[prettylittleoncer4815162342-blog]

Pretty Little Liars - Crackkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[withusnow]

“And when are you goin’to start listenin’ to  me about not comin’ in here every time I don’t pick up myphone?”

           With a roll of her eyes,Maggie stepped            into her closet and pulled on the first out            that she could find. 

[fiercerebekah]

“Do you want the answer that is going to make you happy, or the honest answer. I have both prepared for you.”

       Rebekah smiled as cheeky as ever, not bothering        to look away from her exposed friend.

[daddyvanhohenheim]

"Am I late for Father's Day? I bought myself some gifts because I knew my sons wouldn't get me anything."