LIPS LIKE CANDY

dylan thomas sprouse actor. dad to elijah mitchell & elena rose.

[dadsprouse]

colesprouse: i mean i proposed at seventeen, married at nineteen so i guess you’re right. you'll find someone bro

dylansprouse: difference between you and me, my dude, i really don't wanna get married or anything

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colesprouse: honestly they can keep barchie, if i get this the rest of the show

dylansprouse: you're the romantic of the two of us, single forever lol

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colesprouse: downside to shooting kiss scenes with your wife? the crew thinking you’re going to go further and have sex in front of them

dylansprouse: y'all are gross, i'd rather them bring back bughead

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colesprouse: my own daughter fucking scares me

dylansprouse: mine too, she roasts me so hard these days

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colesprouse: it sucks dyl. it really does

dylansprouse: maybe i let you insult me too but other than that, no if you insult me we fight lol

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dylansprouse: this is why i'm single, only my kids are allowed to insult me.

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dylansprouse: lili really said fuck bughead just now lmao gotta hurt some fans right in the feels there.

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mami-barb​:

Barbiepalv: just for me or for anyone who saw 👀

dylansprouse: just for you 👀

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mami-barb​:

Barbiepalv: was that in invite

dylansprouse: yes for you it was 👀

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dylansprouse: i might not have angelic blue eyes but both my brother and i are single. we were disney kids and can get you vip passes and tickets to disneyland or world for nothin'. hmu queen.

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brianabuckmaster: bet that earned you cool points

dylansprouse: it did lol now he wants to meet her

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brianabuckmaster: how did he react when he found out about jody being your mom?

dylansprouse: he didn't believe me so i had to whip out the ol' scrapbook she made me lmao

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mami-barb​:

Barbiepalv: oof, but I think it’s also kind of funny when kids cuss but only if it’s an appropriate time

dylansprouse: i think it’s funny too but when i’m around a bunch of moms they all gasp and stare at me like i’m a bad dad. then my six year old will yell it, i just don’t know what to do beyond this point lmao

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josephineft: i have to agree with him. i love your brother but i can’t with half the dialogue

dylansprouse: i love him too but i stopped watching it after luke died. cole knows how i feel and my son made sure he knew how he felt. you met eli, he has no filter lmao

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daniellelerman: aww that’s adorable. how far is he in his watching

dylansprouse: we're right in the middle of season seven. he thinks the leviathans are the coolest things ever.

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josephineft: h let’s nevaeh watch riverdale and supernatural is so much better. 😂

dylansprouse: i wish eli would watch riverdale i ask him if he wants to watch uncle cole and he's like no, supernatural is badass. sigh. 😂

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daniellelerman: i’ve been hearing that my whole life. if strangers reprimanded me for it I would say I was being like my father

dylansprouse: my son would freak if he knew i was talking to someone directly related to someone in the supernatural cast lmao