ZOETROPE/Issue 7
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Hey-hey. Zoe here again, this time looking at you from a little red planet not far away. That’s right. Our illustrious funder, Simon Castillo of Schiaparelli Mining B, had to make a quick trip back to the off-planet office, and yours truly managed to bag a seat on the shuttle. Honestly, I was in two minds about it. Part of me wanted to hold fire until the Daedalus mission. The other half was all, Zoe, if you give up this chance, we’re splitting off and creating our own Zoe Creed with a damn brain.
Funny. In my head, I knew Earth from here was just going to be a dot. Still, I’d not considered just how small that dot was going to be. All humanity, except for the five thousand or so of us on the red planet, all in this one little speck of white someone had to point out to me. No wonder so many folks get the Red Madness. Universe can’t have many more ways of putting you in your place.
More on that in a second. Jump!
ZC, December 7th, 2066
LIFE ON MARS
So, if you want comfortable space travel, here’s my tip – don’t go to Mars.
With the Daedalus-7 engine, it’ll be possible to get there in some three hours. Until then, the only regular shuttle is the one they call Old Faithful, on a two week round trip to bring supplies there and ore back home to us. Those who ride it are some of the most grizzled sons of bitches you’ll ever see, except of course for Mr Castillo, who has his own first-class cabin complete with all the mod-cons. Perks of being one of the richest men on either planet.
For the rest of us, here’s how it goes. Living space is a tube about as long and wide as an economy coffin, with one drawer to stash whatever personal supplies you’ve got. Weight’s such an issue, you don’t even get to bring clothes. No, let me finish. Not like that. It means you’ve got to trade in what you’re wearing for these ultra thin, light shirts and pants made of paper. Everyone goes barefoot and commando. Every gram counts because it’s a gram that could be vital supplies or profitable ore. Mars’ hydroponics still can’t grow its own food, and Schiaparelli… well, you know Schiaparelli.
So, doing your best not to tear your paper pants and have a hell of an awkward arrival, the flight staff tie you up in safety webbing that pins you utterly immobile to the bed. I mean, you cannot move. At all. Do not get an itchy nose. Anyway, once they’ve pinned you down comes the IV drip and by the time you’ve counted to five, you’re waking up, it’s a week later, you need a shit like seriously nothing else and it feels like someone’s tried to saw off your tits with rubber tubing. And that’s how you get to Mars; sore, with your metabolism forcibly turned off for the duration. Fun? No…
But Mars itself? Totally worth it. Schiaparelli Crater B is where the main digging happens, with robotic diggers the size of city blocks filtering through the soil. The facility itself is pretty broken up with different pre-fab buildings, mostly set up to handle ore processing in part of the crater and then packed up again as the diggers move around. The whole sky buzzes with drones, picking up huge piles of ore and ferrying them back. At one point Schiaparelli took more care, in the hope of finding more artefacts like the so-called Ogema and Aphla, and yes, I spelled both of those correctly. Now, it’s pretty much confirmed – if there was ever life on Mars, we’re not going to find it by digging.
I’m still waiting for my interview with Mr. Castillo about the place, and until then my access to the place is unsurprisingly limited. Schiaparelli doesn’t get that many visitors, so I’ve spent a lot of time this last week sitting in my paper clothes down in the miners’ cafeteria, shooting B-Roll for the inevitable Virrtube and just chattering to folks about what brought them here. Like most pioneers, it’s a mix. Money. Nothing back on Earth to live for. For a few, the excitement of simply going into space. I can’t wait to see if the Daedalus-7 mission can reignite that in the public at large. I suppose after a while you’d get bored staring out of these plastic windows at the Martian desert… but it’s not going to happen for me any time soon. At least, not until we've seen a sandstorm.
FINAL THOUGHTS
One thing I can’t wait to get back for though – another good night’s sleep. I thought we had it rough at the IASA training camp, but that’s nothing compared to Mars. I’m bunking in the women’s dorms while I’m here. Not only does the working M-Day start at 4:30AM-LOC, our extra distance from the sun means the day is almost an hour longer, and you can be sure it’s baked right in the work day.
Of course, to the miners, that’s no big thing. These are the toughest chicks I’ve ever met, and if you think for a second they let the poor Earth girl roll over and go back to sleep… ha. Fun fact. Energy conservation’s so important here, ice-cold showers are the norm. Also, mandatory. Martian dust is nasty shit if it gets into unprotected systems. After just five days, I’d kill literally everyone here for a nice warm bath. Not long to go now though, thank goodness. Earth, much as I’m loving being so far away, don’t think I’m not missing you so bad.
That was Zozo. Over and out!
PREVIOUS ISSUES
ZOETROPE/1 - Siobhan Hartigan, Archeologist
ZOETROPE/2 - Zoe Vs. The Vomit Comet
ZOETROPE/3 - Malcolm Winters, Pilot
ZOETROPE/4 - Aboard The Daedalus-7
ZOETROPE/5 - Science Dive: How A Jump Drive Works (file not found)
ZOETROPE/6 - Professor Nikolay Lebedev, Researcher














