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Batman vs. Superman cracks me up because the real batman vs superman is just all the pointless bickering batman and superman usually engage in and I’d honestly rather watch 2 and a half hours of that

Like, just imagine:

*Batman and Superman awkwardly squished together in the batmobile, Bats is driving ofc*

“we passed it.“

“what?”

“we passed the turn.”

“No, we didn’t”

“c'mon, I have super sight, we passed the turn, Bruce.”

“‘super sight’ you just made that up”

“no, how do you think I fly everywhere? while still seeing where I’m going? We passed it, Bruce”

“look, I’m the goddamned Batman, I know where the warehouse district is, just let me drive, Clark…”

“look, i’m not trying to tell you how to do things, I’m just…I’m just trying to be helpful…”

“well you’re not being helpful, I know where we are”

“ok, ok!…” *mutters* “if you go down 34th we could swing back around…”

“Who fucking lives here, Clark? Who protects Gotham? at fucking night, Clark?” “I..”

“is it Superman?”

“I just…*sighs* no.”

“Who is it, Clark?”

“*sighs* you, Bruce.”

“Yeah. that’s what I fucking thought."

“…”

”…there’s a stop sign coming up-“ "DAMMIT CLARK”

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Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic

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This also applies to music majors as well.

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‘’You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.’’

what I say: I’m fine…

what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?