Little darling, the smile's returning to your face

"Her smile, I’m sure, burnt Rome to the ground." Dahlia Fayne, 6th year, Slytherin. I've got a voice that'll break your heart.

[vanity-isasin]

I escaped to live among the Muggles. There’s this new film coming out next month called something about an illness, but I’ve listened to the record for it and it sounds absolutely brilliant.

[dahliaheart]

You escaped what, Your education?

You mean Saturday night fever? It's... Emma it's not about a disease sweety, but it finally came out? That's wonderful. We have to listen to it sometime.

[dahliaheart]

So.. where has everybody been?

[mister-morningstar]

Don’t tell me you’re still a bit cross with me over the party?

I try. — Now, what would you say I told you I could make it up to you?

[dahliaheart]

I will always be cross with you. Make it up to me? I'm listening, skeptically.

[narcissa-lyra]

Oh, well then — have you thought of a name yet? For your dragon, I mean. Perhaps you should call it Narcissa if it’s particularly pretty. Then again, I’d rather not have a Beast carry my name — no matter how imposing they are.

[dahliaheart]

No I was thinking of naming it Sirius Black, setting it loose on the castle and screaming "Sirius Black burned down Hogwarts!!!"

What do you think?

[drusllapatt]

No, no. That’s not what I meant. There’s kind of no real way to.. I think we’re just really bad at this.

[dahliaheart]

Clearly. Uh.. maybe this was a bad Idea. I mean, I dont think it is!! I don't know. I'm just not good at this, you're not good at this...*sighs* what am I doing.

[dahliaheart]

Apparently, a certain Mr. Vaisey fancies you.

Well, Obviously. I'd be offended if he didn't. He is my best friend, after all.

Alec fancies anything that breathes. He just fancies me in a different way.

[sineater-rumancek]

Well I did sell my invitation… Oh now, I warned you against that. Can’t be blamed ther— Shite. Who supplied? Slughorn isn’t that liberal.

Wasn’t it a date mandatory thing? — You didn’t take someone Dolly? I’m aghast… Alright, this is obviously my fault.

How can I make it up to you o’ dazzling wife of mine?

[dahliaheart]

I told you not to!

Please, we could have probably drugged Slughorn himself and he would have never noticed. The man is a halfwit.

Unfortunately, I need this club to boost my qualifications for auditions. What's the point of the Slugclub if things like this keep happening? It's supposed to be about connections and recognition. Who's brilliant idea was it to let Evan rosier come in the first place?

I did take someone! I took Ted Tonks, but the party was so chaotic. I woke up in a corridor this morning, Regulus. I don't even remember why or how, and i wasn't even drugged!

You can't. I'll be mad at you forever. I'd give you the ring back but I ate it.

[herladyshipkatie]

Told you. Though, tip for the future, bunching up your cloak and using it for a pillow is significantly more comfortable.

[dahliaheart]

I did not think about that. Thanks?

[thestylishblack-deactivated2014]

I barely have to say anything to get you all riled up.

I often entertain the image of a manic homicidal rampage if I spontaneously kissed you.

[He grins broadly.] ——Does it?

[dahliaheart]

That's a reflection of yourself.

Is that a joke? Because regardless of my smile I do not find that funny and if you so much as pucker up I will backhand you.

It does, keep it away from me. And wipe that look off your face!

[mister-morningstar]

I’d say that was compromised some time ago.

Depends on your balance.

[dahliaheart]

Hmm, too bad for all the people who have to deal with you.

Haha, you are so funny Evan.

[drusllapatt]

I mean I like it but I don’t think about candy on a regular basis or anything.

I mean, don’t apologize it’s just.. Yeah, I don’t know. Awkward? Yeah.

[dahliaheart]

Fair enough.

Yeah sorry, I mean. Yeah. I'm going to shut up now.

[drusllapatt]

I mean, yeah I guess. I’m not huge on candy but I don’t.. Are we really doing the whole awkward small talk thing?

[dahliaheart]

How can you not be big on candy.

*snorts* yeah I guess that's where I was going. Sorry. 

[dahliaheart]

So, do you like jelly slugs?

[drusllapatt]

Oh.. Um. Yeah. Sure, then. 

[dahliaheart]

Alright. Let's go then?

[drusllapatt]

Are you actually asking me out right now?

[dahliaheart]

I don't know, I don't really do things like this usually.

I just know that I'm really hungry, and I think we're sorta friends so, yeah, maybe?

[sineater-rumancek]

And how’d that come about exactly?

We do. — Unless you’re planning on divorcing me, then I’ll have to play ambivalent.

[dahliaheart]

You didn't come to the party, I ended up staring at Lucius' hair and surrounded by drugged idiots.

Well then I'm personally offended you made me go through that dreadful thing alone. I didn't even get to sing, and everyone else was utterly boring. We talked about this.

[drusllapatt]

Alright. Don’t know how you want me to react to that. Thanks, I guess? I mean.. Yeah. 

[dahliaheart]

uh.. yeah. So, yeah. Um. *looks around* ...You want to go get lunch or something?