Daily Fandom Quotes

When I get into a new fandom I always write down my favorite quotes. I figured I’d do something with them. Submissions are welcome; please include the source! I try to avoid clear spoilers and stick to things that are meaningful/funny even for someone who hasn’t seen the source material.

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"He's died enough times to not think he's immortal."

- Overly Sarcastic Productions

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“The true evils of the world are colonialist hegemony and pink glitter.”

— Wednesday Addams (by Whitney Avalon)

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“This is the climax of the book, so obviously there’s fuckery afoot.”

— Strange Æons

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“You’re thanking me? Is the world ending tomorrow?”

“Rest assured, if it was a matter of the world ending I wouldn’t stop to thank you.”

— Ikemen Vampire

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“She immediately offers to get naked. As women do! But instead she leaves to go on a date with her boyfriend.”

— Overly Sarcastic Productions

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“Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.”

— The Amelia Project

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“You’ve made an enemy this Friday.”

“...it’s Tuesday.”

— Wynonna Earp

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“Stick with me, boys. I’ll teach you all the forest hustles.”

— Adventure Time

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“There should be more to love than ‘it did not kill me.’ More than ‘I survived it.’”

— Perchance to Dream

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“I have seasonal depression. But I used to have seasonal depression and wet socks.”

— Strange Æons

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“I got something better.”

“What’s better than dynamite?”

“Boobs.”

— Wynonna Earp

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“This feels like a consolation prize. Am I being pitied?”

“Yes, absolutely.”

— Critical Role: Mighty Nein

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“Intelligence doesn’t make you less prone to taking on bad ideas, it just makes you better at defending them.”

— The Magnus Archives

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"It's a metal sign with big red letters on it, and that makes it legally binding."

— Phineas and Ferb

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“Look, if you get us out of this, I promise I won’t hate you. I will just dislike you a reasonable amount.”

— She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

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“Wait, so I’m radioactive? Why don’t I have superpowers?”

“Babe, we all feel cheated.”

— Leverage

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“You’re really not helping.”

“I’m not trying to.”

— The Magnus Archives