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do people find aussie accents hot? or like cute?
i feel like its just kinda silly lmao
learning a lot from this
Huh, fascinating
Picking up all the foreign girls at Cherry Bomb with "oi cunt hows it going ywanna check this shit out I got shot in the stomach haha nah just kidding guns are illegal here this is my estrogen implant".
It’s like every week something weird happens.
I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew
ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.
“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”
“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”
“Q’s fucking back again”
I want this but as an entire show and it has nothing to do with the plot of any episode.
"This is Picard. We believe Commander Data's cat Spot has escaped his quarters again. If someone could catch him before he takes another shit in the Holodeck that would be much appreciated." "Attention all crew. Please do not look out the windows, and ideally close your eyes for the next... approximately forty-five minutes, I want to say? We are passing across the direct path of a large star and our shutters are malfunctioning so just... just cover those eyes if you could."
"Picard here. Lieutenant Worf has been possessed by the ghost of a pirate. That is all."
"If anyone wants to volunteer to experience a hundred thousand years of life inside of a small jar of pasta sauce, please report to the bridge immediately... oh, shit right um- This is Picard."
"Picard to Enterprise. I normally wouldn't make an announcement about this, but has anyone seen my X-Men socks? They keep going missing- aha! Nevermind, false alarm crew, I've found them. They were- what were they doing under there? A-bah-I mean- Picard out."
Two ideas and I don't think I have time today to write either of them
1. Video essayist trying to summarize the career of a local supervillain slowly realizes they're Tumblr mutuals.
2. Polycule that runs on highlander "there can be only one" rules but with collars instead of beheading
In what sense do you mean the second one? Because this can read as both "only one can collar everyone" or "only one can be collared by/for everyone" and the way things are going I'm plummeting towards the second one very fast
No I mean they play The Game that the Highlanders play, but with D/s instead of murder.
It starts with everyone a dominant. Their goal is to be the last dominant standing: this is The Prize.
The way you win is by collaring other dominants. This makes them into a submissive.
Submissives can't collar people, but they add their support to their dominants. So each dominant and their personal set of submissives have to try to collar other dominants, through persuasion or force, until there is only one neck without a collar, ruling over a polycule of their submissives.
(and when you collar a dominant, you swap all their submissive's collars for your collar, as you take their "power" when you defeat them)
I can't believe I wrote all this without saying the key word "highlandercule".
turning domming into a competitive game suddenly makes me want to be dominant, and if I lose I win I see no downsides
Yeah that's the point! It's a polycule of "switch" girls who all want to be subs. By appealing to their Gamer Instinct, they want to Compete, and Win!
It's a backdoor into dominance, and they get to enjoy it.
I can't decide between the possible joke about "the last dom will be enjoying their backdoors" and pointing out that you've just invented a form of feudal vassalage for the modern (kink) world.
So I guess I'm doing both.
Look if you're not replicating old structures of economic dominance (but sexy) in the bedroom, then I don't know why you're even in a polycule.
just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats
i’m serious
"as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report" is the 15th century version of "many such cases"
This German monk clearly kept encountering trans men who took joy in fucking with him in particular.
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Explain yourself.
some people might not have seen all of them yet
i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer
at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people
they are reading the comments
Couldn't leave Jay out! Kai is my fav but this guy is a close second, plus, I am a sucker for lightning powers⚡
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
I said this months ago but I'll say it again: if you're transgender you HAVE TO LIVE
please, I love you.
anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
Still not enough to afford a house
If you are a cis man, please don't use HER. This is coming from a bisexual trans woman who is using HER to have options that are not you. I would rather not set it to sapphic mode because I don't know if it filters out trans guys and ultimately depending on how they set up their profiles it almost certainly will for some of them. If I want to date a cis guy, and I might, I will use a different dating app. Please stay off of this one in particular.
I say this, but I know these guys are not reading anything. They install every app listed under 'dating apps', set up profiles and like every account until they hit the limit. They don't even take the time to look at profiles.
I'm not sorry.
Who Is lord licorice?
Starts walking away before anyone can respond
Aye. That he is.
Takes off in a hot air balloon before anyone can respond.
If you're reading this because you got a weird message from me it's because I'm a very strange person and I wouldn't read too much into it. Alternatively, spend the next twenty years trying to decipher its meaning only to wind up precisely where we started. Me. You. The chair made of helium gas. And Barnaby. Fucking Barnaby.
w-what?
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.
New boop, same shit
SYZYGY
My MASKS: A New Generation character
In my campaign, one of my players' mentors is Cherry Bomb, a trans fem engineer who has the H-Dial and has incorporated it into a mech suit which essentially makes her a technomancer (she's pretty heavily inspired by Cheerleadra from EGS only if like, Elliot knew what they were doing).
Yes it's the real H-Dial. My players should be afraid. One of them already tried to steal it.
