Prima Donna Central

A blog that runs entirely on glitter and salt. (going by the "everyone lives" AU. sorry if asks take forever to be answered, 95% of responses are drawn on my phone lol)

[daily-narancia]

“This is it luigi” Giorno said to Mista and Trish on the roof of his new mansion

[diodio]

one more week until the diu event, giorno come home

[ingsevenst]

お尻をもっと硬そうに描きたい

[theultimatemagicalseal]

[jjbavines]

Fugo and Narancia:

Fugo: “Okay, you have ten slices of pizza and someone takes two.  What do you have?”

Narancia: “You have a dead body and a first degree murder charge, cause no one’s taking my pizza”

[jjbavines]

Doppio and Diavolo

Buccellati: This drug dealer’s kinda crazy.

Doppio: Hey guys, how’s it going?

Giorno: He seems fine…

Diavolo: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?

Buccellati and Giorno: [Screams]

Doppio: Sorry about that, you guys wanna buy some drugs?

[jjbavines]

Joseph and Caesar Pt 2

Joseph: Money *failed shot*

Joseph: Money *nut shot*

Joseph: Money!!

Caesar: *takes ball/makes shot*

[jjbavines]

joseph and caesar

caesar: what the hell are you doing?

joseph: i am doing my eyebrows.

caesar: thats a big ass mirror!

joseph: i have big ass eyebrows!

-Sumbitted by @thefreshprinceofjunes

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@tuskactone

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[jjbavines]

Narancia

[10domu08]

[postmodernjpg]

[daily-trish]

Your jjba stand name

January: star

February: gold

March: soft

April: nut

May: leaf

June: chariot

July: ball

August: lover

September: cream

October: soft

November: crazy

December: ice

1: highway

2: hand

3: experience

4: king

5: nothing

6: rock

7: breaker

9: park

10: haze

11: pistols

12: stone

13: fighter

14: jam

15: dead

16: sun

17: wet

18: head

19: deeds

20: waves

21: dolls

22: tattoo

23: civil

24: small

25: cream

26: blues

27: waves

28: planet

29: shell

30: jump

31: tall

If your hair is:

Brown

Yellow/blonde

Black

Put 'the' at the beginning of your stand name

If your hair is:

Blue

Red

Purple

Put 'and' in the middle of your stand name

Hope y'all enjoy reblog/tag ur results

[shwit]

i had to make this idk

[nikolawashere]

[poorlydrawndiavolo-blog]

Don’t talk to me or my daughters ever again

@badly-drawn-trish-una @dailytrishuna @daily-trish