Jojo As Vines

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Buccellati and Narancia

Buccellati: “Hey, why do you have this?”

Narancia: “Dad, it’s not what you-”

Buccellati: “Oh I think it is.”

Narancia: “I was reading an article...”

Buccellati: “Hey- [ ♫ motivational tune ♫ ] You can read, son?”

Narancia: “Yes!”

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Josuke, Okuyasu, and Koichi

Josuke: “Yo, we’re gonna go piss outside.”

Okuyasu: “You wanna come?”

Koichi: “Oh, but I already peed inside!”

Okuyasu: “BITCH!”

Josuke: “PUSSY!”

Okuyasu: “LOSER!”

Koichi: -internally- “Aww, I blew it...”

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Robert E. O. Speedwagon

Phantom Blood Cast: -assorted taunting-

Speedwagon: “YAAAAAAAAAAY!”

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Yoshikage Kira

Kira: “Is this peanut free?  My son has an allergy.”

Seller: “That peanut’s not free.  That’ll be a dollar.”

Kira: “You’re lucky I HATE my son so much.”

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Jolyne during C-Moon

Jolyne: “Dear Vine, help.  I’m sideways.  FIX THIS!”

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Koichi and Yukako

Koichi’s Mom: “(Ko), I don’t want you hanging around (Yukako) any more.”

Koichi: “Well why not?”

Koichi’s Mom: “I just get a weird-”

Yukako: “Yeah, why not??”

Koichi’s Mom: “AH! GOD! NO!”

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Giorno Giovanna

[ ♫Theme from The Office ♫ ]

Gio: “Don’t let the haters bring you down!  If you have a dream, make it happen!”

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Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro: “In the winter, I like to dress in a cozy black jacket, shirt, and jeans.  In the summer, I wear... The same thing!  Because I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.”

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Josuke and Tomoko

Josuke: ...

Tomoko: “Why you in here being a good kid?  Do something bad so I can yell at you.”

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Ghiaccio

[ ♫Slow guitar tune ♫ ]

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Jonathan and Dio

Dio: “I’ve been nothing but nice to you.”

Jonathan: “You STABBED me yesterday!”

Dio: “There was a bug on you!”

Jonathan: “SO?”

Dio: “Fine, I won’t do it again.”

Jonathan: “GOOD!!!”

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Inspired by jjbavines. I traced a lot of this and colored it extremely half-assed and it still took 3 hours. WORTH.

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A JJBA Vines PSA

Due to recent events, I would just like to make a public apology for some of our posts.  Some of the “humor” that we have used has not been funny, but distasteful and insensitive.  If we ever make any posts that are offensive, problematic, or use vines made by viners who have done bad things, PLEASE let us know immediately so we can correct our mistakes and unlearn problematic behavior.  We would also like to apologize to anyone we may have hurt with our posts, as that was not our intention, but we deserve to be held responsible.  

On a lighter note, we apologize for recent inactivity.  Real life has been consuming a lot of time usually spent maintaining the blog, but we hope to have things running smoothly again soon.  With this in mind, mod applications are still open.  If you have submitted an inquiry regarding a mod position, PLEASE resend it.  Our ask box has been disorganized and applications MAY have been lost.  

The disorganization of the inbox has also contributed to MANY submissions not being posted.  Thank you all so much for your patience.  We will try to get through those as soon as possible.  

-Mod Oku

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Yoshikage Kira

Kira: “Remember kids:  If there’s no body, there’s no murder”

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Valentine and Diego

Valentine: “Class, does anyone know what year the constitution was written in?”

Diego: “Velociraptors aren’t as big as they were in the movie.”

Valentine: “(Diego), this is history.”

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Pesci and Prosciutto

Pesci: “Did you know Spongebob first aired 17 years ago?”

Prosciutto: “No way!”

Pesci: “Feel old yet?”

Prosciutto: “Yeah...”

[dramatic sting]

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Joseph and Caesar

Joseph: “You see what I can do when I really try?  See what I can do when I give it my all?”