normal about him

hal / 21 / bnahaemr / 11 asks in inbox

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Welcome to Banland

aka banhammer daily. my name is hal i use he/it and im here to bring you doodles of banhammer

I am a system but if you ask about syscourse I hit you with hammers ok?

btw if you're weird about how i draw banhammer fat/chubby ill get you

FAQ

Do you take requests?

yes but I have full jurisdiction to say no

Do you take ship requests?

same logic as first question. however i will preface i wont do scythehammer for personal reasons. its a fine ship theres nothing wrong with it its just personal

Will you just naturally draw any ships/what to expect?

maybe? i dunno. i like medhammer and hammerspace/crystalhammer but i dont promise ill draw any

What are you drawing with?

mspaint but if i ever post serious art its fire alpaca. I draw with a mouse for both. I have been for years (not that youd know from the mspaint doodles though)

Will this actually be daily?

i have carpal tunnel so don't bank on it but ill try my best

Are you actually normal about him?

no

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if you saw me reblog banhammer here no you didn't

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wow tumblr i wonder where those images are from

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day 39

@dailydarkheartart he locked in (also check out their post)

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don't tell verdict i'm posting my weird medhammer drawings on his blog.

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day 38

they were told no fighting

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day 37

i dont own it legally... yet. i might later today. i know he wouldnt play tomodachi life but i thought id give some sort of update to what im doing

mii of him under the cut

i had to change his eyes hence the second picture, but boy would not stand still while i tried to get a picture of him with his personality visible

also i feel like saying subspace was the third islander and after he ate shit (before even getting to talk to anyone) he proceeded to eat shit AGAIN via running into ban hammer and getting a crush on him

(medkit is the second islander. endlessly funny that subspace got a crush first)

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sorry this isnt a daily i need to get a thought out at 1 am in the morning to other people who know phighting and like ban hammer. do you think in a world where medhammer is real and true ban hammer looks at medkit and how secretive his life is and a part of him deep down wishes that was him. medkit ran away from what he used to be, and while he wasnt fully successful - hell, ban hammer is hunting medkit down for running away from blackrock - but he still was able to run away. he was still able to successfully leave it behind, even if not fully, and he lives in secrecy as much as possible. do you think ban hammer wishes he too could blend into a crowd and go unnoticed like medkit can but he can't because he's a demi god and the warden of banland and also huge

and then he starts wacking his forehead into the nearest wall bc wtf are you thinking ban hammer youre the almighty warden act like it

one sided jealousy medhammer... or maybe even two sided. do you think sometimes medkit wishes he was strong and powerful enough to make people piss off like ban hammer can. wishes he was a melee inphernal so people stopped treating him like an object, not knowing how many people treat ban hammer like an object too

i think they should kiss about how they get objectified*

*this is obviously a headcanon of mine but i swear i have evidence

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its my birthday today so everyone has to send me their banhammer art /j

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day 36

Today, SweetSMP opens, so you get another special post! This art is from a bit back, but I play Banroll (better known as Ube). I'm a little nervous to let just about anyone join it, but I will post other art of Ube if you're all interested... 👀

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one seriously drawn drawing of ban drinking a monster, thats it

day 35

fine but only cause i miss ultra paradise like a motherfucker

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day 34

ban hammer no

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I am curious about what you think is wrong with him

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this was originally me just projecting my current issue onto him (see: i am suffering from xr adderall withdrawal which can last up to 4 weeks) but for an actual answer id probably say severe hormone disbalance which randomly gets better or worse on a dime (i hc him as intersex) (i dont care if its not canon compliant its my blog i do what i want)

which is still projecting but i dont care

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day 34

ban hammer no

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remember to rest up systwin we love your art

im wearing my brace rn 🔥but thank you!! im glad you all like my silly 5 minute doodles i make in mspaint

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day 33

im so impatient i dont want to sleep

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not a daily

text id: [okay so this isn't me setting a dni as i know those are utterly useless but

(and i cant believe i have to say this)

i am pro self diagnosing so if you're anti self-dx you probably? do not want to follow me? i obviously cant stop you from following me but i just want to put it out there i am pro self-dx especially for 'serious' disorders like DID or cluster b. it is simply not safe for many people to get diagnosed and also frankly it is not my business if someone is diagnosed or not (and its frankly a bit invasive to ask someone that in the first place?) so. um. yeah

sorry for a serious post but i want to put that out there before it becomes a bigger problem ok? thank you. i hope you have a nice day]

also do not send me asks pertaining to drama or anything of a similar degree i will simply delete the ask. ok thank you

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day 32

another system post but in the proper style. nox really hates whenever i turn it on so i use it as a weapon

no shipping or selfship tags pls. any of the other posts not explicitly stated to be system art is fine though