#uhhhmmm

[peaceandlove26]

everything is funny & i love being alive

[dogeuphoria]

hanging out and drinking with a butch in her room when she jokingly puts her beer bottle through the crotch in her jeans. she's sitting across from you on the bed. youre tipsy and eyeballing her, trying to ignore the thoughts that creep in. she's cackling like it's the funniest thing in the world. waving it back and forth like- ugh. it's silly. she's just messing around. but youre thinking about what the bottle would look like replaced with a strap. or maybe even getting in her lap and taking the cap off with your te- "open it."

what? you look up; startled out of your thoughts. must've been staring too long, you think. "w-what?" it comes out in a stutter and you're mentally banging your head against the wall. "open it, the beer." it's like she was there inside your head. you wonder if you were really that easy to read. but your eyes are wide and she's staring at you expectantly. your face and ears are getting hot, and you can tell that she can tell how bad she's got you. you try to think of something to say, but you can't. might as well do what you're told. right?

slowly you crawl over to her spot on the bed. her legs spread to make room. her eyes follow you as you get closer; watch your hands as they go past her hips to hold yourself up. you debate keeping your head down, but her hand comes up to tap your chin and lift it up to meet her eyes. her dark gaze is overwhelming. she doesnt say anything, but you can see her chest quickly rise and fall. trying to keep her composure, just as you are. the fact that she isn't saying anything turns you on more. it's as though she knows that you will follow her lead wordlessly.

you try to maintain eye contact as you reach for her crotch and your lips meet the cool touch of the bottle cap. finally you muster up some confidence to give her something back. you decide to tease her as if it was a strap. you go in to kiss the cap and you can see a smirk forming at the corner of her lips. shuddering at the sight, you keep going. licking a stripe up from the base and back to the top. maybe it was a little gross and dirty, but you loved it. couldnt get enough of it, and neither could she. she grabbed the hair at the back of your head, as though it was the scruff on your neck - like a dog. you were practically panting as you wrapped your lips around the bottle cap, latched your teeth onto it and twisted. it had already been opened, so there wasn't much work left to be done. you spat it out on the side of the bed and turned to get the bottle back in your mouth. as you pulled it out of her jeans, she realized what you were doing and helped you tip your head back. you finished off the bottle. she pulled it out from your mouth. a string of spit connecting you to the bottle, drool escaping your lips along with your tongue. you were dizzy and so, so turned on. she admired you for a moment before pulling you in for a kiss.

[yoyosketchz]

Middle Earth sketches bc why the hell not. Also Bagginshield endgame, just to let yall know where I stand on that. My PSA of the day.

[goblinwithaz]

can Tumblr stop being a chud and eating my quality click on it...

Erm ask if u can't read smthing im to lazy to write it all down

[eights-world]

uhhm uuhhmmm im crazy :33

au/designs by @s1llypiggy im gonna blow that guy up slash affectionate

[thefavoritechild]

I recently realized I can just draw art with song lyrics instead of making whole animatics and I think my life is changed

[dingobingoringolingo]

Not gonna lie the new helluva boss short would be hilarious if the show was comedy centered and had no plot progression, Im not sure if I used the correct wording but I mean something simmilar to smiling friends, where shit just happens. But as it is.. I get why people don't like it, people either love or absolutely hate chad and this short reminds me a lot of the party for blitz's exes that's just really unrealistic(for him to form so many meaningful connections, that were so important, people come to the party yearss after breaking up with him or the other way around) but sleeping with so many people is definetly more realistic except for andrealphus, Beelzebub and Asmodeus being there?? Like okay, I can definetly see the sin of LUST hooking up with anyone really.. Belzebub is a bit of a stretch but honestly I could believe it, but Andrealphus?... The gay guy that makes incestous comments about his sister to hide his homosexuality even though every royal that has a confirmed sexuality is queer? That guy? Like theres SO many people there, you could make a cut to show him outside or watching tv (making chad's funeral have a special broadcst would be such a fucking funny implication) like sobbing to show he cared and did sleep with him but why is he theerree it makes no sense for everything know about his character..

[dailybanhammer]

sorry this isnt a daily i need to get a thought out at 1 am in the morning to other people who know phighting and like ban hammer. do you think in a world where medhammer is real and true ban hammer looks at medkit and how secretive his life is and a part of him deep down wishes that was him. medkit ran away from what he used to be, and while he wasnt fully successful - hell, ban hammer is hunting medkit down for running away from blackrock - but he still was able to run away. he was still able to successfully leave it behind, even if not fully, and he lives in secrecy as much as possible. do you think ban hammer wishes he too could blend into a crowd and go unnoticed like medkit can but he can't because he's a demi god and the warden of banland and also huge

and then he starts wacking his forehead into the nearest wall bc wtf are you thinking ban hammer youre the almighty warden act like it

one sided jealousy medhammer... or maybe even two sided. do you think sometimes medkit wishes he was strong and powerful enough to make people piss off like ban hammer can. wishes he was a melee inphernal so people stopped treating him like an object, not knowing how many people treat ban hammer like an object too

i think they should kiss about how they get objectified*

*this is obviously a headcanon of mine but i swear i have evidence