Bean Quotes

daily quotes from my friend group

[dailybeanquotes]

[dadumbcrocheting] DO MY HANDS FEEL LIKE BUTTER???

- @alwayssecretcollector (Apr 3, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

Are you ready to have some epilepsy? ... Seizures

- @carabinerbracelets (Apr 1, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

okay fine, go slow, like a... disabled... bunny

- @ralsie-the-person (Mar 26, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

Look it's Hugh Jackman! :3

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 24, 2026)

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Would you like your head bashed into the wall?

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 24, 2026)

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I'm a master of having bad posture

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 24, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I'd eat your lady fingers

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 24, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I just have the calculus genes

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 23, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I finish your butt!

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 20, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I'm giving them the perfectly reasonable offer of 3 lumber and they will not give me 110 sheep!!!

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 20, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I turned the walls into boogers

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 20, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

What did you do today [alwayssecretcollector]? Oh yeah I fell off cliffs

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 20, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

Porn site fun!

- @carabinerbracelets (Mar 19, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

Oh my god they're cutting [carabinerbracelets]'s nuts in half

- @ralsie-the-person (Mar 13, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

Your nuts are just out in the open

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 13, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I'm bouta devour [carabinerbracelets]'s nuts

(later) your nuts taste good

- @ralsie-the-person (Mar 13, 2026)

[dailybeanquotes]

I am now officially handling [carabinerbracelets]'s nuts

- @alwayssecretcollector (Mar 13, 2026)