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The first true espresso was created during the Uni-stock Wood-Fest mosh pit of '96 when a crowd of hippies were trampled along with a very large shipment of rejected coffee beans. The beans were pressed so tightly by the rock and roll spirit of the Unicorns rhythm that the hippies were inspired to try the majestic brew. Unfortunately Uni-Stock Wood-Fest was a stranger time and no one who attended the event has any recollection of the event taking place at all.
Unicorns cannot grow goattees because of their strong moral compass and respect for all God's creatures.
Unicorns can't differentiate between the smell of chicken and the smell of freshly baked narwhal
Unicorns think of horses as "wannabes".
Unicorns are all about breaking rules and doing the impossible.
I made a gif... now all bets are off. Be back soon. : )
There is a High Council of Unicorns but they have never met, because there has never been a need.
It's a universal truth amongst Unicorns that MTV's "The Real World" really lost its edge after the Hawaii season.
Never trust a Unicorn with a mask, baseball bat, or a switchblade. Also, they're dangerous with a gun.
Unicorns always stop at red lights, even if it's 2:00 in the morning and no one is around.
Unicorns are never angered. If one chooses to battle a Unicorn, the Unicorn will shed a single tear. Once this tear hits the ground, it transforms itself into the solid form of a gumdrop, which the enemy is unexplainable tempted to consume. After consumption, the enemy is immediately filled with feelings of love and world peace.
Unicorns are the reasons dinosaurs are extinct.
If you could make a suit out of Unicorn hairs, you would never be hot or cold again.
Unicorns can travel through time, but they try not to show off.
Unicorns created the Grand Canyon during a serious night of drag racing.
The Sound of Music was written, directed, and filmed entirely by Unicorns.
Unicorns do not think the phrase "Uni-horn" is funny.