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your daily dose of mario brothers memes, one screencap per whenever.

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king koopa enjoys a wonderful day lounging in the clouds teaching his flesh homunculus how to be a real boy

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luigi is so desperate to return to land after long months at sea that he reaches overboard to grab the dock. little does he know that shifting his weight will topple the vessel, drowning him and toad before they can touch solid ground again.

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mario reminds his friends that they only have three days of food left, and they have to start rationing. luigi is afraid to die young, and the princess is already thinking about ways to murder mario for sustenance.

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the mario brothers meet a tragic fate as they are shoved down a flight of stairs. on the way down luigi breaks most of his bones, but mario is largely unscathed due to his excessive roundness.

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mario’s cripping alcoholism persists as he reaches into his secret stash to pull out another bottle of his favorite wine. luigi must never know, for he would surely send him to rehab again.

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luigi die

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having done it several times when he was tasked with executing war criminals, toad happily instructs luigi on the proper way to tie a noose.

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on a rainy night, the gang is tasked with bringing a vital organ for transplant to the nearby hospital so toad’s cousin can be treated for his infected kidney. a bat snatches the container for the organ, and mario holds on for dear life due to the fact that they’ll be given money for delivering it.

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the trio decides to take mario to a psychiatric ward after his new sherlock obsession had him searching outside for a nonexistent clue for a week.

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about halfway through fixing the car, mario realizes that the brown stuff coming out of it isn't oil.

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Luigi

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mario has forgotten to pay the bills for his karate lessons, so he is hurled across the room by the instructor. luigi is helpless as he watches his brother’s neck snap upon impact with the ground.

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mario and luigi roll up to the rival plumbing business with a few choice words for the president of said business. they’ve kidnapped the president’s daughter and would like two million coins set on the front door, or else she gets flushed down the drain.

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toad distracts mario with a joke about a cactus looking like a dick so luigi has enough time to rear up for a knockout slap. the plumber has no idea that today would be the day karma finally knocks on his door.

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mario’s third attempt to break his brother out of jail includes throwing a remote explosive at the jail wall underwater.

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toad performs a sacred mushroomist ritual in the coldness of the tundra in order to make warmth for his comerades. mario awakens from his temperature enduced coma to this strange sight, and wonders if he’s finally gone to hell after all these years.

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mario angrily accuses luigi of infecting the princess with a rare sexually transmitted disease that makes her eyeball severly deformed. luigi denies the allegations, but deep down, he knows what he has done.