Weird Relationship Stuff

[kelly-clarkson]

[adailypickupline]

You took my breath away.

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[kissmeok]

[kissmeok]

love/couples

[lintott-blog]

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

[atthellolab]

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[kingtavros-blog]

Lets have a romantic dinner

[dailyoddcompliments-blog]

Me: I want a crush! Not having a crush is boring

Brain: *sees single most unattainable person that I could write a 47 page essay on why it literally can not happen*

Me: Brain. Brain no.

Brain: that one. I want that one.

[fluted-deactivated20150812]

Ben and Jerry are the only boys I want to make out with

[metallics]

sitting next to attractive people in class is so stressful like

what if i look really ugly in comparison

what if i stare at them too much

who knows

[automatically]

"would you like to have sex"

[provokatives]

when a cute guy makes eye contact with you and you and your friend look at each other like 

[a-soul-vacation]

You kiss me and it’s like holy fuck I want this forever.

 - my lovely, wonderful, beautiful girlfriend (via a-soul-vacation)

[staypozitive]

[dekutree]

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

[dailyoddcompliments-blog]

me: omg they're so cute i wish i knew them and could date them that it'd be nice

anyone: i can introduce u

me: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[adailypickupline]

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