DAISUKE JAUREZ !!

Currently trying not to screw up on the tulpar B)

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

( OOC, INTRO POST )

Howdy, thought it’d be fun to make one of these rp MW accounts!! Just to post some dumb stuff, for funsies and shit!

I may not be great at writing him in character, but I certainly try! So please cut me some slack, since I’m mostly just here to have fun and stuff! :]

Please feel free to interact with me if you are also a rp account! Ocs or canon characters, doesn’t matter! (Though I probably will mostly write about Daisuke interacting with canon characters, he’ll freely interact with Ocs if you make the first move!)

No crazy rules here or anything here, as time goes on I probably will add stuff but -

Please just don’t be weird or rude, that’s kinda about it! I don’t have any crazy DNI list or anything, ships are also pretty chill here! Just, yknow, be cool!

I block rarely aswell, so if I block you it’s probably because you did something - like - really weird??? Like, sure, Daisukes a whole adult, but I still have limits with what I want to be asked -

IDK JUST USE COMMON SENSE :’)

TAGS AND STUFF, and what they mean!:

#DoinMyThing : Just random posting, talking about random junk on the tulpar and stuff!

#MeNTheBoysPlusAnya : Talking/Interacting with other RP blogs!

#SpidermanMeme : If/When I interact with other Daisuke blogs!

#PreCrash : This just pre-crash stuff!

#PostCrash : This means post-crash stuff! The tulpar WILL crash eventually, don’t know WHEN but it will!

Anyway

Yeah

IM OUT‼️ :D

( END OOC POST !! )

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

We should blackmail Curly.

We should!!

Uhhh

For what exactly-??? Did he do something-

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

Almost a week here and I can vouch that these people snore like LAWNMOWERS.

The only one who doesn’t seem to is Curly - but that’s because I don’t even think that guy SLEEPS… he’s just

Always awake

Always doing something

I woke up at like FOUR and I went out into the lounge, he was THERE.

It’s kinda creepy BUT he’s also the like- “Big” boss (metaphorical, not literal… that goes to Swansea) so like - I get it I guess? He has stuff to do all the time, it’s not like he can take a BREAK from being captain -

It’s kinda funny though, if you ignore how freaky it is! I think sometimes he falls asleep while he’s doing stuff and his body just KEEPS working - he was walking down the hall the other day, I wave at him - guys eyes are closed. I say “Hi”, he suddenly SNAPS to reality!

I hope he gets some sleep soon though, he can’t work forever- or he’ll work himself to death or something.

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

I messed up, Swansea caught me while I was like - halfway into the vent after his eval, and he freaked out on me.

I ended up slipping out and then this - like - CRAZY liquid clay-y stuff came out of nowhere, and then HARDENED IMMEDIATELY? Dude it was like being trapped in stone.

Apparently that stuff is called the emergency foam, it’s supposed to come out when something is damaged so that nothing breaks the air seal in the ship - yknow so we don’t all go shooting into space and stuff? Which is WEIRD, cus what does that have to do with the vent?

I guess it’s just really THAT screwed up- so I’m not gonna try fixing it again, lesson learned!

Swansea seemed really mad but

He also seemed “out of it” kinda? I don’t know, his hands were kinda shaking when he saw me- he kept crossing them, but I noticed

I think he thinks I could’ve really gotten hurt - and I guess he’s right, so I feel really bad now-

So I’m gonna just listen to him from now on!

Atleast we still have that note on medicals vent now! And now I know it’s dangerous to go in there, so I won’t be doing that again anytime soon-

Plus the captain had to cut me out with a axe, and it got a LITTLE too close for comfort to me at some points - I’m not trying to become a amputee while I’m here‼️

[worlds-least-responsible]

Great job.

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm…

But

Thanks! I think?

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

im sure he must be proud of you anyway :)

-💥

E h h h, maybe?

He just kinda seems to be annoyed by my existence, which- I mean, I guess it makes sense since I’ve kinda screwed up a lot so far -

But if he is proud of me, that’d be cool! Cus I like the guy, he’s sorta a bummer and rude a lot BUT he’s really smart when it comes to machinery and shit! Like, you could just toss any machine at him and he’d somehow know EXACTLY what it is, where it was produced, how old it is - ect! Like, that’s CRAZY right??

I kinda wanna be like that one day-

I dunno, he’s just really cool! I don’t wanna get under his skin too much-

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

at least you tried.

-💥

Yep! Sometimes that’s really all you can do, I guess-

Still kinda a bummer I couldn’t fix it, but I’ll just find other stuff I can be helpful with!

For example! Swanseas pretty old, so I’m trying to do heavy lifting for him when he needs it B)

I hope he doesn’t have tumblr so he can’t read that.

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

I messed up, Swansea caught me while I was like - halfway into the vent after his eval, and he freaked out on me.

I ended up slipping out and then this - like - CRAZY liquid clay-y stuff came out of nowhere, and then HARDENED IMMEDIATELY? Dude it was like being trapped in stone.

Apparently that stuff is called the emergency foam, it’s supposed to come out when something is damaged so that nothing breaks the air seal in the ship - yknow so we don’t all go shooting into space and stuff? Which is WEIRD, cus what does that have to do with the vent?

I guess it’s just really THAT screwed up- so I’m not gonna try fixing it again, lesson learned!

Swansea seemed really mad but

He also seemed “out of it” kinda? I don’t know, his hands were kinda shaking when he saw me- he kept crossing them, but I noticed

I think he thinks I could’ve really gotten hurt - and I guess he’s right, so I feel really bad now-

So I’m gonna just listen to him from now on!

Atleast we still have that note on medicals vent now! And now I know it’s dangerous to go in there, so I won’t be doing that again anytime soon-

Plus the captain had to cut me out with a axe, and it got a LITTLE too close for comfort to me at some points - I’m not trying to become a amputee while I’m here‼️

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

well i.. can't stop you really, just uh... dont go in too deep, alright? wouldn't want YOU to get cut all over!

-💥

Got it! I’ll just take a peek into it, if it’s too bad then I’ll back out B)

I got Swansea to put a little note on the vent in Anya’s office, so hopefully that’ll be good for now?

I’m gonna take a peek after my

Watchamacallit

“Psych Evaluation” thing - like, getting asked questions and stuff or something! Cus apparently that’s really important.

I’m gonna just answer as quick as I can so I can speed over to engineering and look at the vent!

See you guys on the other side B)

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

dont go in that vent ! curlys right the whole thing is HORRID, not even worth fixing- its been like this for years, PE never really cared. just uh. stay away from it, ok ?

-💥

I mean, I feel like that’s kinda just more reason for me to try and fix it! Imagine I fix it, and Curlys SO IMPRESSED that he puts in a good word for me to be hired for real.

Like, that’d be cool! I think-

If it’s been broken for years, and I fail, then no harm no foul! But if I end up fixing it, I think it could do a lot of good!

Plus I’m still worried about someone getting hurt - it’s like, RIGHT in Anya’s office. It’d be different if the vent was like, on the ceiling (like how it is in the engineering room?) but it’s RIGHT on the floor-

I’ll just get a peek into the vent, if it’s too bad I’ll just leave it alone! I’m not a kid or something, I can probably take care of it-

ALSO, Jimmy gave me the “Okay” to fix it! If it was really that bad, he’d probably ALSO say no, right?

Also how would you even know the vents messed up?-

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

DAISUKE !!! do not

-💥

💥 !!! Do not what

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

So I talked to Curly about fixing the vent,

He told me it was a bad idea, even when I told him Anya almost fell into it - which sucks? He told me he’d talk to her about being more careful, but I feel like that just - isn’t a solution at all- I don’t know, I’m worried.

She’s a grown woman and I don’t even really know her, but Swansea told me it’s really gnarly inside of there - like, you could get cut or something in there! What if she falls in and gets stabbed or something?-

It’s not just her either, like, I’m not zoned-in on her in specific - That’d be like - Idk, creepy and weird -

It’s just

I don’t know

What if someone gets hurt? It feels kinda bad to be “working” here and just not do anything-

I’m gonna ask Jimmy about it. I just need the “okay” from ONE of them, I’m not gonna bother asking Swansea cus I know he’ll say no-

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

i wouldnt doubt it if i were you ....... he could be anywhere...

swanzee lmao

-💥

MANNN that guys already on my ass here at work, I don’t need him in my tumblr too…

Man’s gonna come into my asks like “Get off the interweb and get to WORK BOY!!!!”

Not that I don’t like the guy, he’s chill - SWANSEA IF YOURE READING THIS, YOURE CHILL…

This could just be payback for him calling me “Die-SOO-GAY” constantly though LMAO

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

.............. did you mean swansea.... -💥

THATS HOW YOU SPELL THAT GUYS NAME???

Yeah, I meant him! I’ve been spelling it “Swanzee” the whole time because that’s how I pronounce it-

Thank god that guy doesn’t have a tumblr (I think? He’s like in his 50s lmao) so he can’t see me misspelling, I’d straight up die.

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

i can assure you, not everything is as seems. not here to shit-talk tho, what are your plans from now on? after this whole ordeal is over, i mean.

-💥/boomcat anon

That first parts kinda ominous -

But, to answer your second part! I think after I finish my internship I want to look into getting a stable job in something like computers or mechanics or something? It kinda depends, I feel like sometimes I’m sort of aimless and I’m hoping being here will help me find some direction - and if not, it’ll atleast look good on a resume! Like, who gets to say they worked at PONY EXPRESS? They own like, every-fucking-thing ever!

I wanted to be a artist for a bit, but that doesn’t really pay bills - I think I’m just going to do whatever my moms pushing me into, technology is kinda the future so I’m kinda putting all my energy into doing something with that. Swanzees teaching me some basics with fixing stuff up, which is pretty cool! But I’m hoping I’ll be able to maybe create something of my own one day - probably when I’m way older, cus I don’t have any million-dollar-ideas right now!

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

i hope jimmy wont be too mean to you :(

-💥

I mean, he seems like a cool dude so far! He doesn’t really give me mean vibes, but I guess I don’t really know the guy so I can’t judge him yet?-

So far he’s kinda the only ones who’s talked to me about stuff OTHER than work/telling me what to do, which is kinda cool I think- but idk, maybe he’s just trying to be nice? If he turns out to be a dick thatd suck - but he doesn’t really give me that energy right now!

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

Finally met the other two on this ship!

Some chick named Anya, she’s the nurse, and the dude is named Jimmy! He’s like, co-pilot or something.

He was telling me about how that basically means he does the heavy lifting when it comes to, like, flying the ship, which is pretty cool I think? He seems like a chill guy!

Funny too!

Anyas kinda to herself, so we didn’t really get to talk a whole lot, but she’s cool too I think? She seemed exhausted, but Jimmy said she just always looks tired like that - which makes sense cus apparently we can’t get like, more than five hours of sleep at a time, which sucks balls.

Speaking of her being tired though - she always seems to be in her head?

There’s this busted vent in the medical that has this like - cover on it(?), and the cover thing, like - collapsed while she was standing on it - She wasn’t really paying attention I guess, and she almost slipped into it-

(Luckily I was there B] so I grabbed her before she could)

She told me it was fine but like- Idk, she seemed really anxious about it after I caught her, so I’m gonna talk to Swanzee about fixing it up later!

Apparently the vent is kinda busted in certain parts, but the least we can do is fix the cover so she doesn’t get hurt or something - cus imagine she falls in there and nobodies around?

[daisukedaisuke-onthetulpar]

daisuke what is it you miss most about planet earth..

Hi!

Probably my mom, if I had to pick one thing I miss the most?

I miss my dad too, obviously, but it’s less “I miss you cus I love you” and more “I miss you because you’re my dad”.

My mom’s just kinda different- she got this internship for me, which is totally cool, and I’m grateful and everything! But I miss waking up to her and stuff - she used to sing and make breakfast in the morning so it’s kinda weird to wake up to just silence??? But that’s being an adult I guess, I can’t miss her forever.

I wish I could call her, but I guess when I get back I’ll just be able to appreciate her more after so long or something.

Skateboarding too, I miss that! I don’t really have a lot of free time here, so even if I COULD skateboard here I’d never have the time for it.

Which sucks but whatever!