maybe

maybe you'll laugh a little

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[poisonseaurchins]

[pi-la]

[mydeddyalabama]

u, joking w ur scorpio friend: haha ur so stupid lol!

ur  scorpio friend: i hope ur whole entire family dies you ugly ass bitch

[throwbackblr]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[rnutualfollow]

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[tampire]

Him cannot be destroyed

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[cityelf]

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

[laundryservice]

britney’s impact tbh

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[alfa9delta]

[countrylesbian-moving]

[princessandrya]

the everyday struggle

[90s90s90s]