derek when i find you derek

my pronouns are don’t address me mortal. also he/him

[dakinginyellow]

I have decided to make a pinned post. I am learning tumblr more and more.

I am the king in yellow. I am also a he/him scary lesbian. At least when it serves me to be that.

Vessel count: 2

Mod info:

He/him

The less I know about the actual king in yellow the funnier this blog is to me

Humor/posting style inspirations for this blog are The Muppet Joker and Drew Gooden

[dakinginyellow]

I feel like all the kings in yellows should fight to the death to see which king is the best

/nsrs

if you want to watch an eldritch entity beat itself you can check out a porn site I’m sure those have that

[dakinginyellow]

@guardian-of-ancient-jungle-xp: which way do I turn twin

Left leads to infinite knowledge. You must always turn left in all walks of life

[dakinginyellow]

hiiii!!!

Hav e this bomb!!!

…

don’t ask where we got it we made it ourselves okay?

[ @knowledge-expert-of-vanylla ]

Gay people on tumblr keep on handing me explosives that is how you know I am Loved.

[dakinginyellow]

do u use pinterest?

- the green one

I am shackled to tumblr. I think someone else is corrupting Pinterest.

[dakinginyellow]

hands you a block of TNT

here, you can have this!!

[ @knowledge-expert-of-vanylla ]

(Ignore that I’m not anon idk what happened)

Red…. Red is a beautiful color. Not as great as yellow though

[l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by]

AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!

I FUCKING LOVE. KING IN YELLOW.

RrrraAAAAAAAAAHHHH‼️

WAWAWAWAWAW

AWAWAWAWAWAWA

WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI!

EEEEEEEEEEE

WEE YIPPIE YIIII EEEE WAWAAAA!!!!

NOT EVEN IN HORNY WAY JUST. SOSOSOSOSOSO PRETTEY EAAAAA

[dakinginyellow]

things sure are heating up between versions of me. good thing i am superior to all and always morally correct pure and cool by virtue of being an awesome scary he/him lesbian.

[dakinginyellow]

“What do you need people’s eyes for” sustenance. Also having them float around freaks people out. Which is also a form of sustenance to me.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

fear is delicious...

[king-in-yellow-real]

HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE.

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD KING I'VE MET SO FAR.

[theyellowkinghastur]

Are we, perchance, as bees within the comb, our thoughts in unison, a single drone? A curious thing, indeed, this present plight that bids me ponder, and doth stir my mind.

Translation: Guys are we a hivemind. We gotta talk about this.

[king-in-yellow-real]

I ASSUMED IT WAS MORE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SITUATION.

WHATEVER IT IS, WHAT TRULY MATTERS IS THAT WE ARE ALL THE SAME.

SO, WE CAN WORK ON OUR COLLECTIVE GOAL.

WE CAN GET AVERY TO BE OUR VESSEL. WE CAN ALL SHARE ONE AVERY, IT'LL BE FINE. I SEE NO POSSIBLE REPROCUSSIONS FROM THIS.

[the-king-in-green-offical]

d O i ggEt to jOoin :)

[king-in-yellow-real]

NO GREENS ALLOWED. WE DON'T LIKE YOU.

[dakinginyellow]

Ok pack it up dude you’re off the team. First you’re still obsessed with the gayboy that gave us nothing but trouble and now you’re bullying Green? Yea no. No eyes for you.

[dakinginyellow]

“What do you need people’s eyes for” sustenance. Also having them float around freaks people out. Which is also a form of sustenance to me.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

fear is delicious...

[king-in-yellow-real]

HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE.

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD KING I'VE MET SO FAR.

[theyellowkinghastur]

Are we, perchance, as bees within the comb, our thoughts in unison, a single drone? A curious thing, indeed, this present plight that bids me ponder, and doth stir my mind.

Translation: Guys are we a hivemind. We gotta talk about this.

[king-in-yellow-real]

I ASSUMED IT WAS MORE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SITUATION.

WHATEVER IT IS, WHAT TRULY MATTERS IS THAT WE ARE ALL THE SAME.

SO, WE CAN WORK ON OUR COLLECTIVE GOAL.

WE CAN GET AVERY TO BE OUR VESSEL. WE CAN ALL SHARE ONE AVERY, IT'LL BE FINE. I SEE NO POSSIBLE REPROCUSSIONS FROM THIS.

[the-king-in-green-offical]

d O i ggEt to jOoin :)

[dakinginyellow]

sure, bud

[dakinginyellow]

“What do you need people’s eyes for” sustenance. Also having them float around freaks people out. Which is also a form of sustenance to me.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

fear is delicious...

[king-in-yellow-real]

HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE.

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD KING I'VE MET SO FAR.

[theyellowkinghastur]

Are we, perchance, as bees within the comb, our thoughts in unison, a single drone? A curious thing, indeed, this present plight that bids me ponder, and doth stir my mind.

Translation: Guys are we a hivemind. We gotta talk about this.

[king-in-yellow-real]

I ASSUMED IT WAS MORE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SITUATION.

WHATEVER IT IS, WHAT TRULY MATTERS IS THAT WE ARE ALL THE SAME.

SO, WE CAN WORK ON OUR COLLECTIVE GOAL.

WE CAN GET AVERY TO BE OUR VESSEL. WE CAN ALL SHARE ONE AVERY, IT'LL BE FINE. I SEE NO POSSIBLE REPROCUSSIONS FROM THIS.

[dakinginyellow]

The gayboy is not worth the hassle. We’ve been fractured because of him and the other gayboy once already. Have some pride and dignity, me.

[dakinginyellow]

tumblr LOVES talking about how yall love seeing your precious blorbos miserable and covered in blood, but when i, THE KING IN YELLOW

[dakinginyellow]

How do you feel about blue eyes

Blinks at you

Eyes are eyes are eyes

[dakinginyellow]

I miss you my scary he/him lesbian

<🐎💜>

I am always there. My silence does not signal abandonment.

[umaotoko-da-horse-guy]

I know but I still miss you </3

[dakinginyellow]

Whenever you miss me look into the mirror. Almost any glimmer of light reflecting on your eyes is me myself and I. I am there.

[umaotoko-da-horse-guy]

Me when I get a smooch on da forehead from my favorite he/him scary lesbian (he took my eyes after)

[dakinginyellow]

I miss you my scary he/him lesbian

<🐎💜>

I am always there. My silence does not signal abandonment.

[dakinginyellow]

The man that cheated on Megan Thee Stallion will be dealt with.