Absolute Mess

heaven's worst intern

[dakota-crow]

-About Me-

name- Dakota/koty or Memphis are mains but theres an ever growing list...

pronouns- he/they (rlly anything but she)

sexuality- asexual and romantically confused

not religious but respect if thats ur thing. (unless its hurting anyone oc)

#1 most important thing in this losers life is his "family" (myyy friends <3)

go check out @crow-alt for all my reblogs

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likes - uhhhhh fuckin yt shit, QSMP, JRWI; games like RP/ horror games (dredge, dead plate) big DnD nerd and sometimes an anime nerd- music music music, mostly nu-metal/ hard rock (BMTH, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkut, Ice Nine Kills, etc.) any and everything queer, WTNV + TMA podcast as well as Art stuffs and generally weird shit (hahah totally dont look at my likes to learn more... ) sarsasmucantotallydothatpleaeesomeonetalktomeabout*gunshot*

DNI- transphobes racists ableists sexists homophobes bigots -- trashy ppl in general, lemme know if i missed one.

this is a safe space for pretty much everyone, (except dni's obvi) every identity, every sexuality, ppl w disabilities, ppl with controversial kinks and opinions, freaks, and EVEN people who disagree with me. i dont know everything, i dont know much, but i love learning about people, so please feel free and accepted. thats all :D (unless i forgor something)

this blog is mostly my random nonsense thoughts that hopefully make someone laugh or be concerned , feel free to hmu in dm or with an ask, im chronically online and probably be very excited to meet someone

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[dakota-crow]

having a blorbo is great cause if theyre being tourtured im winning and if theyre hapoy and thringing im also winnih

[dakota-crow]

nooooooo suicidal white boy dont go back to your hometown

[kingcatnine]

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

[caffeinatedspitegod]

OP wtf does this mean?

[kingcatnine]

what's not clicking

[dakota-crow]

guys idk about you but i think that might have been a backrooms reference

[dakota-crow]

alright so i caves to the trans boy stereotype abd got an ERB len avatar. whatever man (art drawn by me btw)

[dakota-crow]

let me start this off by saying most of the time when i hear ppl talkng about anything like its a Big Deal™️ it ends up being like . mid at best. that being said i just watched The Summer Hikaru Died. and oh boy. i get it now. i mean i feel physically ill and ive never been more confident that two lovers are doomed but also if anything bad happens to them its over for me. i could write so much about this dam show. anyway if youre gay or weird i recommend 🫀/10

[dakota-crow]

Hello dakota, wanna see an animatic au of your two favorite ships?

Here: https://youtu.be/64gv2AcdrS8

It was about slimeknight, if you are curious.

hell yeah bro ts fire

[dakota-crow]

love seeing human/irl derek designs cause like at least 40% of the time im like itsss jon sims!... wait nope its the other guy who just happens to look like that who also got possessed by an eye themed being with vast knowledge. and hes boybfrend👍

[dakota-crow]

what do you call the kind of sadism that make you want to make other people sadistoc? like oiuughh i wanna cut you open and mess around with ur brain chemistry pleaseeee. i wanna make you evil and likee it. can you shoot that guy in the head for me and smile ? yay yipee

[dakota-crow]

Item: A Dusty Tome Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game has the best lore?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

not a videogamer but i will gladly take a mysterious tome

[dakota-crow]

guys why is my tumblr.com hungry

[dakota-crow]

hug :3

🫂

thank you my friend i will get through this (wizard curse). it will be hard but alas we must persevere

[dakota-crow]

ooough the struggle of needing physical touch but knowing thats a big nono right now and its not your faoult but if feels like it and it SUUUCKKSS

[dakota-crow]

catch me on that yearning shit

[dakota-crow]

horrible mix of being so deeply platonically in love with someone and also aware of their inherent aestheticness. like there is no way for me to describe you without seeming incredibly gay and horny but i Promise thats Not it like im asexual and even if i werent you just have great character design and are an amazing person can you hang out with me forever actually anyway.