DakotaTheBouse

im back after 4 years of inactivity

[dakotathebouse]

I've decided to give daily updates on booblue

So today is wed, sep 2 2020 6:19pm

Me and booblue decided to go by the clown park and have her socialize with other owners and clowns. I've herd its good to socialize youre rescue clown to help ease them into home life. Sadly today wasn't a good exsperiance as a pack of wild fools decided to attack a woman and her purebred porcilin teacup clown today. Luckily nobody was hurt as a goliath scare clown was nearby to scare them off but it still shook booblue pretty bad sadly.

After that catastrophe I decided to try and calm her down with some ice cream! Subverting expectations her favorite ice cream is actualy strawberry! While we there we also met an owner and her rodeo clown. They were verry nice folk and even gave me a spare clown barrel they had lying around!

Over all, even though today started rough it turned out being good in the end! Currently booblue is resting on my bed as she had a verry active day today.

Let's hope tomorrow is better!!!!!

[dakotathebouse]

Clearing something up

I've noticed in my most recent and only picture of booblue that her teeth look strongly like lips! So I've taken a closeup to show her pink teeth!!!

Here she is in all her glory~

[dakotathebouse]

So I found out which clown got in my car! It was the acrobat/prankster mix! Guess she chose me haha. First thing she did after I found her was squirt me with whiped cream... i still love her though

Anyways let me introduce you to

Booblue Boolay!!!

[dakotathebouse]

GUYS HELP

Im leaving the clown sancuary and I just herd something shuffling around in the back of my el Camino. I checked but couldn't find anything

Could a clown be hiding in my truck?

[dakotathebouse]

Hello I am new to clown husbandry and I am curently looking at two clowns of my own to adopt and I was wondering which one I should take in. The two im deciding between are as followed

1. A verry big scare clown, mime mix bread. He was abandoned at a young age by his original owner and was brought to the sanctuary by an unknown person. He's verry gental with children but is verry overprotective and hostile twards people he doesent trust. Luckily he does trust me and let me tell you. He is a massive hugger. I am afraid I won't have enough room for him however hence my next choice

2. A miniature acrobat clown with a hint of prankster. She has a tendency to jump from high places and land on people visiting the sanctuary just to plant a pie directly on thier head. On my visit she chose to springboard off a trampoline in the play area and give me a hefty bonk on the head with a foam baseball bat. She is verry energetic and playfully but crashes often because of the bland candy they give her

So which do yall think I should choose?

[dakotathebouse]

Am I the only one who thinks that white pearl is creepy as fuck and that there might be a whole fucking episode on her.

[dakotathebouse]

Who else's wiafu is the huntress

[dakotathebouse]

I don't know why but so many people think that the huntress is a Brit but in her life it said she was Russian but Idk maybe I just SAW a lotta shit