FAQ OF THE DALEKS
1）Can Daleks be gay?
DALEKS ONLY HAVE ONE GENDER AND IT IS DALEK. YOU CAN DO THE MATH.
2）Can you exterminate [public figure]?
I WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE PLACED ON GOVERNMENT HIT LISTS FOR RESPONDING.
3）How was [televised event not on Skaro]?
ALTHOUGH I REPRESENT THE DALEKS, I HAVE NEVER LEFT SKARO AND HAVE NO PERSONAL ANECDOTES ABOUT THE DALEKS' OFF-WORLD BUSINESS.
4）How was [televised event on Skaro]?
I WAS PROBABLY BUSY WORKING IN THE LAB OR HELPING WITH A PRODUCTION OF STARLIGHT EXPRESS. I OFTEN DO NOT SEE DAYLIGHT. I AM SURE IT WAS GREAT.
5）Do you have something against Taylor Swift?
ON THE CONTRARY, I QUITE LIKED THE LAST PERFORMANCE OF HERS I SAW BEFORE SHE LEFT EARTH TO RETURN TO HER HOME PLANET.
6）Can I give you a hat?
AFFIRMATIVE.
