Slicing and Dicing with Glee

I'm Alastair, ex-dead demon, current Head Torturer of Hell. I'm back and ready to heat up this ice cube. You haven't had nightmares until you've met me. This is a SuperWho RP blog

[daliwithablade]

When you drink with Norse Gods you get really fuckign drunk.

LIKE REALLY DRUNK! YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

DRUNK.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Eloquently stated. You certainly have a way with words. And knives. Either way, I wouldn’t want to be your toys.

[daliwithablade]

And I wouldn’t want to be Crowley’s customer or one of your children.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Well of course not. We’re all exceptionally good at what we do. 

[daliwithablade]

And I feel as though we've come full circle.  I'm perfect.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Eloquently stated. You certainly have a way with words. And knives. Either way, I wouldn’t want to be your toys.

[daliwithablade]

And I wouldn't want to be Crowley's customer or one of your children.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Well don’t you just know everything.

[daliwithablade]

I never said excessive pride and egotism weren’t some of my vices.  You know me well enough to understand.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Who said they were vices? People filled with envy, not I. I happen to share them too, family resemblance and all that. 

[daliwithablade]

Oh I still think they're vices.  It's the vices that grab them and drag them down to be reborn with us, brother.  It's the vices you have to embrace to reach true self fulfillment and power.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Well don’t you just know everything.

[daliwithablade]

I never said excessive pride and egotism weren't some of my vices.  You know me well enough to understand.

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azazing-comeswithage replied to your link: Don’t Click This

Brother, you are perfection.

I know.

[azazing-comeswithage-blog]

Runs in the family.

[daliwithablade]

I know that too.

[daliwithablade]

azazing-comeswithage replied to your link: Don't Click This

Brother, you are perfection.

I know.

[daliwithablade]

flashlight-boner replied to your link: Don't Click This

God damnit!

I did warn you.

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[daliwithablade]

I wasn't kidding when I said my bunnies feasted on flesh.

[daliwithablade]

Trained to play dead too.

~C

Playing possum to lure you into feeling safe.

[daliwithablade]

See, new forms of torture. I'll get working on it next time I'm in. Of course they won't be eating my hand, but they can bite everyone else. Plus, the bunnies are just so cute while they're covered in blood and nibbling on hands. I can't wait!

I enjoy sewing them into people and watching them pop out like in that movie Alien.  But hand nibbling is cute too.

[daliwithablade]

I hear you have quite a bunny collection going on. Can we make a petting zoo in the corner of your work area? I think it'd be adorable.

Only if you want to lose a hand.  All my rabbits are trained to eat you and most of them have had surgery to give them new metal teeth. But it would still be rather adorable, wouldn't it?

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I've got that shit locked up tighter than something Crowley wouldn't say here. And if someone does steal it I'll just buy another from walmart.

... Walmart?  You'd buy The throne of Hell from Walmart?

[daliwithablade]

Sure thing, as soon as I finish this heap of paperwork and run these errands. I got a list 357397593 long. Priorities, you know!

And I'll try to keep the other demons from stealing your throne.  But I've got like over 100 billion souls to torture, so... you know... priorities.