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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of ‘what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as ‘the evil ones’ and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it’s a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it’s not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don’t think about it’ and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

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Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.

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before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside

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In case anybody thinks I reblogged this for the lulz, here’s decades of research and data showing that cops do not stop crime: https://theconversation.com/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes-143878

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If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

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“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“