dam

[do-not-u-dare]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

That’s a dam horrible joke.

[dam-offical]

thats the best dam joke i've ever heard (and only but yknow)

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

TRICK OR TREAT

@jack-offical @magnus-chase-offical @carter-kane-offical @carlos-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @piper-mclean-offical @riptide-offical @blue-plastic-hairbrush-offical @dam-offical @rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical @sadie-kane-offical @alex-fierro-offical @frank-zhang-offical @mallory-keen-offical @grover-underwood-offical @panda-pillow-pet-offical @sally-jackson-offical @hearthstone-offical @luke-castellan-offical @arrow-of-dodona-offical @octavian-offical @dakota-offical @reyna-ramirez-arellano-offical @sad-meal-offical @paul-blofis-offical @blackjack-offical @jules-albert-offical @bianca-di-angelo-offical @estelle-blofis-offical @alabaster-offical @dam-snack-bar-offical @valentina-offical

[dam-offical]

get dam tricked

[dam-snack-bar-offical]

@nico-di-angelo-offical I EXIST. Idk if there’s already a dam snack bar offical but uhhhh. If there is I barely post on here anyway

[dam-offical]

Dam where the fuck did you come from

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

I'm going to hunt you down and kill you.

Okay sweetie 🥰 that's enough screen time for you!

[queen-suzu]

@will-solace-offical grab your bow and call up the hunters, we're going anon hunting

[will-solace-offical]

YIPPEEE

*stygian iron, imperial gold, celestial bronze, and steel alloy arrows appear in everyone's bags*

These will kill anything, time to go anon hunting

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

could one help their older brother? (I’m a child of Apollo and you can’t tell me otherwise)

I have my own weapon too!! *pulls out a glock out of my pocket*

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

kid-

Actually let them keep it this will be fun

[nixie-offical]

me chasing down anon*

[dam-offical]

thats a pretty dam cool shark

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

*kills anon*

*wraps u in a little burrito blanket with the little cat onesie or whatever it was*

*wraps mod in the blanket as well with a cool fintan pic*

*hugs the burrito blanket*

*le gasp* TACOCAT! I AM NOW A PALINDROME I HAVE ACHEIVED PEAK MASCULINITY

Ooc: fintanfintanfintanfintan ehehehe thank you very much pookie

[thalia-grace-offical]

*adds a picture of will in the burrito*

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

*spontaneously combusts*

[thalia-grace-offical]

EHEHEHEHE

[dam-offical]

dam

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

this is a LIFE THREAT you are required to LIVE and keep doing what you're doing please and thank you :))

Also, who's you're favorite god beside Hades?

LMAOOOO I WILL DW

Apollo. No reason y'know. I just like a few things he's made.

[tired-shipper]

"A few things he’s made"

[rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical]

@will-solace-offical

I suspect this kid might be what he's talking abt

[hazel-levesque-offical]

👀

Nauuurrrrr he’s obviously talking about the haikus DUH 😌

[dam-offical]

dam that was a burn

[hazel-levesque-offical]

You should let the water pass so we can extinguish the burn, then.

[dam-offical]

😭 that's very dam funny but no

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

this is a LIFE THREAT you are required to LIVE and keep doing what you're doing please and thank you :))

Also, who's you're favorite god beside Hades?

LMAOOOO I WILL DW

Apollo. No reason y'know. I just like a few things he's made.

[tired-shipper]

"A few things he’s made"

[rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical]

@will-solace-offical

I suspect this kid might be what he's talking abt

[hazel-levesque-offical]

👀

Nauuurrrrr he’s obviously talking about the haikus DUH 😌

[dam-offical]

dam that was a burn

[thalia-grace-offical]

I guess this is a thing?

So last I visited Camp Half-Blood, some Hephaestus kids whipped something up with metal and wires and gave it to me. I think its called a phone?

I wouldn't know, since I've been a pinecone for years

My name is Thalia Grace, Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. I am obliged to protect @nico-di-angelo-offical because his sister specifically asked me to :)

MEN TO NOT INTERACT WITH ME

ooc: its a joke, idgad about your gender, everyone here is equal and awesomee

Sister to @jason-grace-offical *wipes tears cuz hes DEAD*

I may be immortal, but am a minor

ooc: @lightsabersandbluecookies

PJO tags cuz why not:

@nico-di-angelo-offical @will-solace-offical @percy-jackson-offical @annabeth-chase-offical @lester-papadopoulos-offical @leo-valdez-offical @jason-grace-offical @jack-offical @magnus-chase-offical @carter-kane-offical @carlos-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @piper-mclean-offical @riptide-offical @blue-plastic-hairbrush-offical @dam-offical @rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical @sadie-kane-offical @alex-fierro-offical @frank-zhang-offical @mallory-keen-offical @grover-underwood-offical @panda-pillow-pet-offical @sally-jackson-offical @hearthstone-offical @luke-castellan-offical @arrow-of-dodona-offical @octavian-offical @dakota-offical, @reyna-ramirez-arellano-offical, @sad-meal-offical @paul-blofis-offical @blackjack-offical @jules-albert-offical @thalia-grace-offical

[dam-offical]

dam its another dam kid

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

Nico Di'angelo, did you and Percy superglue Blackjack's hooves together?

@annabeth-chase-offical

(check da blog for context :3)

......

IT WAS FRANKS IDEA

*runs away*

[annabeth-chase-offical]

DI'ANGELOOOO >:[

BLACKJACK SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA WHY DOES THE STORY KEEP CHANGING SIHJDKHGKHJKDUKHGSYUGK

[blackjack-offical]

BOSS SAID IT WAS DEATH BOI'S IDEA

[annabeth-chase-offical]

WELL NOW IT'S APPARENTLY FRANK'S IDEA

[blackjack-offical]

welp i asked him

[annabeth-chase-offical]

Rachel says it wa Piper's idea😭

[dam-offical]

dam this is a dam conundrum

[raynilikescats]

yknow what fuck it I'm going to try and make this post go viral so I can say I'm Tumblr famous

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

@nico-di-angelo-offical @will-solace-offical @percy-jackson-offical @annabeth-chase-offical @lester-papadopoulos-offical @leo-valdez-offical @jason-grace-offical @jack-offical @magnus-chase-offical @carter-kane-offical @carlos-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @piper-mclean-offical @riptide-offical @blue-plastic-hairbrush-offical @dam-offical @rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical @sadie-kane-offical @alex-fierro-offical @frank-zhang-offical @mallory-keen-offical @grover-underwood-offical @panda-pillow-pet-offical @sally-jackson-offical @hearthstone-offical @luke-castellan-offical @arrow-of-dodona-offical @octavian-offical @dakota-offical, @reyna-ramirez-arellano-offical, @sad-meal-offical

guys look a new post to take over and start randomly roleplaying in!

[dam-offical]

dam

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[dam-offical]

dam.

[dam-offical]

My dad works on dams safety 😌

thats pretty dam cool

[dam-offical]

I want a dam burger from the dam restaurant

Kind regards,

@grandpa-offical

dam, here's your dam burger you dam old man

*passes the dam burger*

[dam-offical]

favoite dam besides the hoover?

ur dam mom

[dam-offical]

Dam Father, please tell me a joke

what did the fish say when it swam into the wall

....

dam

[dam-offical]

dam.

preach you dam anon queen