Immediate attraction is pure narcissism.

Amanda; She/her; Brazilian; most of the time, pretty gay

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

[barebackinq]

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

[the-poet-shall-die-deactivated2]

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

[barebackinq]

I’m a boy

[schloopysnack]

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

[barebackinq]

I’m gay

[pitterpatterletsgetater2]

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

[burritobat]

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

[barebackinq]

[ed-ingle]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

[damaged-by-rizzles]

social anxiety: you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right

social anxiety: you need to make a phone call? nah.

social anxiety: you want to go out with friends? lol nope.

social anxiety: need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.

social anxiety: trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.

social anxiety: surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.

social anxiety: in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.

[spitefulthot]

[brispeak]

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

[princess-cranky]

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

at least my coworker is hot

[outrunmyself]

Omg

[redfemmedic]

Oh my god. This is beautiful

[iwatchforher]

[damaged-by-rizzles]

Based on this post from streepytime

[foodchewer]

all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

[fuckyeahrizzoli-isles]

Frost: You look a little… naked.

[soranotsky]

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

[dinraaal]

fly

[damaged-by-rizzles]

Happy St. Valentine's Day, sweetie!

hey!! Happy Valentine's Day to u 2 <3

[repllicunt]

[andrewbelami]

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

[nervousyounginhumans-deactivate]

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

[iraffiruse]

[shrekyourself]

[im-sorry-everybody-deactivated2]

schools should replace math with cat physics.

[brinty]

[askezzy-deactivated20150930]

I AM SUDDENLY VERY SAD AT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING THAT DEPRESSION POST

THIS CALLS FOR BUNNY BUNS

SEVERAL OF THEM

BUNS TO THE RESCUE

LOOK AT THAT FLOOF

LOOK HES CALLING FOR CARROTS

AND THIS ONE KNOWS HES FABULOUS

I FEEL BETTER NOW BYE