Damien Rhone

Member of The Dahlia Academy for Magical Novices Staff Founder of The Supplemental Humanborn Informative Training Program He/Him Freelancer forced me to do this. (RP, Pfp by @moronkyne)

[damien-rhone]

Gotta admit, though, the "hot for teacher" jokes would go hard

They would be funny for about 2 days before every time I hear it I explode.

[damien-rhone]

Dude I think alternate you is about to fight an Agni Kai

A what??

[fortunesfavoriteclover]

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Have you not seen ATLA?

[damien-rhone]

…Freelancer made me watch a couple of episodes but…no. I haven’t seen the whole thing.

[fortunesfavoriteclover]

It's a Firebending duel for the sake of one's own honor

[damien-rhone]

Oh! That sounds…traumatizing.

[damien-rhone]

Dude I think alternate you is about to fight an Agni Kai

A what??

[fortunesfavoriteclover]

....

Have you not seen ATLA?

[damien-rhone]

…Freelancer made me watch a couple of episodes but…no. I haven’t seen the whole thing.

[damien-rhone]

Have you ever thought about teaching? Professor Damien Rhone has a nice ring to it.

I’ve thought about it a couple of times, but with the amount of eyeing and fawning over of Lasko…I don’t think I’d be able to handle the attention.

[damien-rhone]

Dude I think alternate you is about to fight an Agni Kai

A what??

[damien-rhone]

SLAYYYYY

I’m pretty sure this is a compliment..? So… thank you.

[damien-rhone]

Did you do anything for Valentine's this year?

After last years…debacle, Huxley and I decided that a simpler Valentines this year would be better. We just set a reservation for a nice restaurant. It was actually nice.

[damien-rhone]

you should try marshmallow toast

literally toaster (oe conventional oven) put ir to broil, get bread, add peanur butter & marshmallows until it gets toasted to your liking :3

I’ll have to try this when I get home, it sounds right up Huxley’s alley.

[damien-rhone]

Where was your first kiss?

Back in high school, my junior year. My friend/debate opponent. She had feelings for me at the time and she had invited me to homecoming. I felt like I should like her back so I agreed.

She ended up kissing me on the bleachers. I was disappointed that I didn’t feel anything special.

I ended up confessing that I didn’t feel the same and we just kind of moved on after that.

[damien-rhone]

in honor on the superbowl were you going for eagles or chiefs 🤨🤨

I don’t care that much for human sports, but Eagles.

[damien-rhone]

Imagine if the other-other alternate you is STRAIGHT

- nightmare anon

I feel sorry for the other-other alternate woman who gets stuck with other-other alternate me.

[damien-rhone]

pls burn me

I think you’d like that a lot less than you think…

[damien-rhone]

the other you finally did it btw

I used to pray for times like these.

[damien-rhone]

What do you taste like?

Ask @huxley-69

[damien-rhone]

NOOOI

Not the long hair :(

Disaster.

[damien-rhone]

Huxley is getting a haircut it’s all over.

[cyrarhonerp]

Oh gosh- why?

[damien-rhone]

I miss his long hair already Cyra. How am I meant to survive in these conditions?

[cyrarhonerp]

I know that, why is he cutting it though? 

[damien-rhone]

Because he ‘was tired of the hair touching his neck.’ Smh.

[cyrarhonerp]

he can tie it up though

just pretend it’s you 

[damien-rhone]

CYRA YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.

Usually I’m the one doing that.

[damien-rhone]

Huxley is getting a haircut it’s all over.

[cyrarhonerp]

Oh gosh- why?

[damien-rhone]

I miss his long hair already Cyra. How am I meant to survive in these conditions?

[cyrarhonerp]

I know that, why is he cutting it though? 

[damien-rhone]

Because he ‘was tired of the hair touching his neck.’ Smh.