damien

d. thorn son of satan

[damien-thorn-offical]

wsp.

Damien Thorn

he/him

son of satan

js a guy idk

sp officalverse blog

proshippers dni

#hellposting for regular damien thorn posts

[craig-t-official]

@official-philip-pip-pirrup, I have an extremely strong feeling that @damien-thorn-offical already wants to kiss you, all you have to do is walk up to him and spontaneously kiss him even if it’s just a little peck on the cheek. If he kisses back, then he likes you and if he sits you on fire again, then too bad. Just do it tomorrow and report back to me. Or I guess you could break into wherever he lives and do it right now, actually I would recommend that one cause it gets me answers quicker. So break into his house and wake him up if he’s not already awake and then kiss him and tell me the results.

[damien-thorn-offical]

DO NOT BREAK INTO MY HOUSE?????

[craig-t-official]

Me when @official-philip-pip-pirrup says I’m hooked on the Yaoi cause I wanna watch him and a certain spawn of Satan(not JD) kiss. Blud, y’all should just kiss. I don’t even care if I see it or not. You could kiss literally anywhere, but as long as I know that you kissed, that’s what matters. I’m a fucking matchmaker. For now I’m working on you and then when I get you and the spawn of Satan(@damien-thorn-offical) together, I’m finally gonna be able to move onto Style(@st4nmarshwalker-offical). Sadly, I do not have Kyle’s Tumblr and I don’t know if he has one, but if he does somebody, please let me know.

@butters-offical, if you can tell me what his Tumblr is, that would be much appreciated.

[damien-thorn-offical]

whayt

[craig-t-official]

Y’all I’m in a crisis because I think the British people are adorable and very odd and weird, but I like Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku does not like British people. Every single time I post anything and I’m tagging one specific boy, I anxiously wait for his response because I like to read it in his little British voice. BUT HATSUNE MIKU DOES NOT LIKE BRITISH PEOPLE-

Sidenote: @official-philip-pip-pirrup, don’t avoid addressing the fact that I am going to get you and a spawn of Satan(@damien-thorn-offical) to kiss at least. You can’t keep avoiding it forever. You even have a shipped name that I’m gonna put in the tags.

[damien-thorn-offical]

waiy you're gonna what hold on wait

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

OH OFFICIALS/OFFICALS! Reblog this post with the absolute most DIABOLICAL hear me outs you have! Every 10 reblogs I’ll share one of mine!

[damien-thorn-offical]

british male lesbians

[tweektweak-the-offical]

why are you obsessed with lesbians??

[damien-thorn-offical]

because lesbians r cooler than u

[terrancemephesto-offical]

Hello, My name is Terrance Mephesto.

I’ve decided to start posting here. No particular evil reason at all.

My interests are science, specifically genetic, but I have been getting into computer science lately.

For any confusion, after my sad demise during the threat the town was under because of the celebrities my father has tried to revive me multiple times. I, however, am labeled as a failed subject by him because of my lack of multiple asses (fuck you father)

Also, to my lowly classmates, please stay away from me I don’t want anything to do with you idiots.

OOC: please excuse any language issues, MOD’s first language isn’t English and has communication difficulties due to autism

Also I’m sorry for that cringe ass intro he has the internet knowledge of a boomer

[damien-thorn-offical]

are you lesbian

[terrancemephesto-offical]

What the hell is a lesbian?

[damien-thorn-offical]

youre js like me

[khehmyxa]

Wtf is happening in south park (congrats Damien with his half-sibling ig??😭)

Btw hiii I'm new here!!!

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

OH OFFICIALS/OFFICALS! Reblog this post with the absolute most DIABOLICAL hear me outs you have! Every 10 reblogs I’ll share one of mine!

[damien-thorn-offical]

british male lesbians

[terrancemephesto-offical]

Hello, My name is Terrance Mephesto.

I’ve decided to start posting here. No particular evil reason at all.

My interests are science, specifically genetic, but I have been getting into computer science lately.

For any confusion, after my sad demise during the threat the town was under because of the celebrities my father has tried to revive me multiple times. I, however, am labeled as a failed subject by him because of my lack of multiple asses (fuck you father)

Also, to my lowly classmates, please stay away from me I don’t want anything to do with you idiots.

OOC: please excuse any language issues, MOD’s first language isn’t English and has communication difficulties due to autism

Also I’m sorry for that cringe ass intro he has the internet knowledge of a boomer

[damien-thorn-offical]

are you lesbian

[damien-thorn-offical]

thoughts on the sibling? You think they’ll end up like trump or like satan?

we don’t speak of them

[damien-thorn-offical]

oh my lord I cannot escape the labubus.

[catnipcorpse]

Congrats on the half sibling fart boy

[butters-offical]

@damien-thorn-offical

[damien-thorn-offical]

oh haha no we don't claim him!!

[damien-thorn-offical]

is the great damien, prince of hell, perhaps homosexual for a certain blonde british boy...........................

get the fuh out my mf trap house!!

@kennymccormick-offical did I do it right?

[damien-thorn-offical]

I feel so bad for you dawg💔 like wdym your dad who is Satan was dateing dictator Hassan Hussain and then Donald fuckinf Trump dude 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁 esp cuz ur like, Hella gay (im assuming and telling you you are gay)

my father has daddy issues

[damien-thorn-offical]

ok what is yaoi

[damien-thorn-offical]

Your kind of a lame ass

my ass isn't lame, its fantastic

[zimvo1d]

this is the show right

[damien-thorn-offical]

this is the show for the last 30+ years