Everyone knows it's Butters! @butters-offical - Tumblr Blog

Butters very own intro post!

FORMERLY @profchaos-offical but everyone kept revealin my identity so I had to change it >:(

Cis he/him (mod uses he/they)

My classmates!: @kylebroflovski-official @st4nmarshwalker-offical @craigtucker-offical @kennymccormick-offical @tweek-official @cartmen-official @clydedonovan-official @timmyoffical @wendytestaburger-official

Still a hamster enthusiast!

#officalverse

dailytweektweak

butters-offical

@craig-t-official @tweektweak-the-offical

FELLAS THEY TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

#not sponsored #fourth wall break

drkennymccormick-offical

@craig-t-official alternative account here, who is married in the future? Like obviously looking on your page I can see that you and Butters got married, but who is married in the future? Pacifically I’d like to know if these people are married:

1. me and Tweek

2. Jimmy and Timmy

3. Stan and Kyle

4. Scott Malkinson and Clyde

Very interesting questions. Although people and other scientists have theorized that if you tell someone in the past about the future, it'll ruin the timeline. But since I am confident that the timeline has split, it wouldn't affect my timeline.

Yes, Craig and Tweek are still together and happily married. The first ones, actually.

After a year, Scott and Clyde were second, having a bigger wedding unlike Tweek and Craig.

Then a few years down the line, I got married to █████ and we had a small wedding, only with close friends and family.

Jimmy and Timmy had finally got married, although I wasn't invited due to being considered missing.

And with Kyle and Stan, I am not quite sure. Before I ended up in the past, they had something going on. Especially as Kyle is a single dad.

Last I checked, Cartman was taken off the streets by a very polite jewish woman... Yentl, I think her name was.

craig-t-official

Is redacted Butters? I bet it fucking is. I snuck into his room a couple days ago, and he had pictures of you in my current time taped to his wall, and a bunch of them had lipsticks on them. I’m talking like his wall was full of these. There was not a single spot on his wall, where there wasn’t one.

drkennymccormick-offical

Not it's not Butters. It's █████. Butters died

butters-offical

I WHAT

craig-t-official

You didn’t die, you just became Victor chaos, which is basically upgraded professor chaos. Don’t ask how I know this. I have prophetic visions in my sleep and when I daydream and basically anytime that I close my eyes or zone out even a little bit.

butters-offical

Woah :0

I always did think Victor was a cool name...

#also I'm not gonna question the future sight thing #I wasn't around to see it but I remember Eric talkin about the time lasers shot outta your eyes?#maybe it's a side effect of that #aw gee how come you get the cool eye powers?#I got somethin thrown in mine and all that happened was losin vision to my right #:(

butters-offical

Sorry fellas I forgot Tumblr existed for a while

dougie-official

Yeah, I’ve been suddenly hit with a bunch of homework from teachers so I’ve been taking time offline to get that done.

Hopefully I’ll be able to post more later.

#ooc —>#aka I keep falling in and out of my South Park #hyperfixation to the point where I forgot this blog exists sorry guys #<- prev tags #(ooc) same lol

dogpoo-petuski-official

I was playing a kinda scary game earlier today, and now I hear alot of noises outside my window.. I like.. dont like this 🙁

When I say alot of noises I mean alot, like.. rustling, footsteps, and tapping.. safe to say i moved my sleeping spot tonight!

craig-t-official

No, it’s just me. I like to break into people houses and look through their things sometimes. Like @butters-offical had an entire wall full of pictures of @kennymccormick-offical. And I mean an entire wall all the way from the ceiling to the floor. A couple of them have lipstick marks on them.

#LIES!!!#LIES AND SLANDER

drkennymccormick-offical

@craig-t-official alternative account here, who is married in the future? Like obviously looking on your page I can see that you and Butters got married, but who is married in the future? Pacifically I’d like to know if these people are married:

1. me and Tweek

2. Jimmy and Timmy

3. Stan and Kyle

4. Scott Malkinson and Clyde

Very interesting questions. Although people and other scientists have theorized that if you tell someone in the past about the future, it'll ruin the timeline. But since I am confident that the timeline has split, it wouldn't affect my timeline.

Yes, Craig and Tweek are still together and happily married. The first ones, actually.

After a year, Scott and Clyde were second, having a bigger wedding unlike Tweek and Craig.

Then a few years down the line, I got married to █████ and we had a small wedding, only with close friends and family.

Jimmy and Timmy had finally got married, although I wasn't invited due to being considered missing.

And with Kyle and Stan, I am not quite sure. Before I ended up in the past, they had something going on. Especially as Kyle is a single dad.

Last I checked, Cartman was taken off the streets by a very polite jewish woman... Yentl, I think her name was.

craig-t-official

Is redacted Butters? I bet it fucking is. I snuck into his room a couple days ago, and he had pictures of you in my current time taped to his wall, and a bunch of them had lipsticks on them. I’m talking like his wall was full of these. There was not a single spot on his wall, where there wasn’t one.

drkennymccormick-offical

Not it's not Butters. It's █████. Butters died

butters-offical

I WHAT

#WHEN???#HOW???#also Craig's lyin #those are pictures of MYSTERION #for tryna figure out his identity and stuff

Sorry fellas I forgot Tumblr existed for a while

#at least I wasn't grounded this time!

hiitzkrystal

guys if I became a super evil super gonius would you guys try to defeat me or would w be cool :,(

#chaosposting

st4nmarshwalker-offical

Craig is yaoi-ing out someone stop him

#aw heck #I'm catchin up on messages now and yeah I can see that #stupid school phone ban #he was talkin about it at the lunch table though #something about Pip and Damien?

craig-t-official

I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYY, BUTTERS IS YONNA SIT WITH MEEEEEEEEEE, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I’M GONNA SCREAM IN HAPPINESS! THIS IS BETTER THAN MEETING THOMAS!

@butters-offical-to answer your question, I’m on Stripe 8.

butters-offical

:0 neato!

#wow that's a lotta enthusiasm #are you sure you aren't sick or something?#not to sound rude or anything!#nothin wrong just #woah

craig-t-official

I’m gonna give my opinions on some of the people that I know on here. If any of you know some other of my classmates that are on here, please tag them below, and I will drop my opinion on them by editing this post.

@tweektweak-the-offical-do I even have to say? Obviously I am the cr in creek, Tweek is the best being in the entire world, and I care about him deeply

@clydedonovan-official-basically my best friend, overall pretty chill and I’m glad that he’s (mostly) over Bebe. Embrace your gay side, Clyde.

@butters-offical-please sit at my table with me so we can talk about tiny adorable rodents. Other than that, he’s pretty cool for a wimp. And I thought it was hilarious when he became a pimp for a little while. Other than that, he should keep singing about apples and talking about his abusive parents.

@triciatucker-offica-a little shit, terrible little sister. One thing I can admit is that she is really good at annoying me. She is also sometimes pretty cool so I guess there’s that.

Conclusion, I will be rating them on a scale from one to 10 on a chillness meter.

Tweek: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

Clyde: 9/10

Butters: 1,000,000,000,000/10

Tricia: 4/10

butters-offical

1,000,000,000,000?! THATS THE HIGHEST IVE EVER BEEN RANKED

Also!

@st4nmarshwalker-offical @kennymccormick-offical @official-philip-pip-pirrup @tolkienblack-official @damien-thorn-offical @cartmen-official @scott-malkinson-offical @dougie-official (definitely forgettin some but here's the first few that came to mind!)

#OH HAMBURGERS #maybe I've misjudged you #IM IN SECOND PLACE!!#(ooc sorry if I tagged too many sjdbdkfn

craig-t-official

Oh yeah, happy birthday to butters I guess. He’s cool or whatever. I mean, he could totally sit with me at lunch tomorrow and hang out with me and my gang instead of hanging out with the assholes he normally hangs out with. That would totally be cool. He’s pretty cool. @butters-offical

Butters, please sit with me. We can talk about cute little rodents together. Plus Tweek wants to be your best friend. Please-