today, in the archives...

an account dedicated to describing what's happening in the archives. no particular season or timeline. just vibes. (main is @anotherlesbiandied)

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, jon has a staring contest with a spider on the wall. neither of them move for many hours.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, an artifact storage employee slams the door open, while jon is recording mind you, to ask if anyone's seen a candle. they haven't. he sprints off with no further explanation.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, martin steeps his tea too long. which would be fairly innocuous, if it didn't somehow taste of blood afterwards.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, basira asks jon if the burning of the library of alexandria was the lightless flame's doing. jon looks into it. turns out it was the people's church of the divine host. he hates them even more, now.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, tim comes back from his lunch break to find a conch shell at the door, with absolutely no sign of where it came from or what it means.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, jon is hit with the sudden Knowledge that he has not consumed regular water in the last week and a half.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, a human skull just.... shows up? on jon's desk?

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, martin writes a poem about sheep.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, jon rushes out of his office. he heard a crash and immediately assumed it was an avatar or some creature or something. it was martin knocking over a filing cabinet.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, jon has one hand holding a statement, and the other holding a laptop open to a list of victorian slang terms, because apparently not everyone was so formal in their letters to jonah magnus.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, martin and daisy bond over being the least favorite children.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, melanie goes on a long rant about censorship in media halfway through statement research. really gets up on that soap box. no one disagrees, but she won't let them leave either.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, jon comes across the notebook of one gerry keay. it's mostly doodles, but there's a few notes on the various rituals of the entities, all of which contain copious amounts of swearing.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, melanie has consumed no less than 8 cans of red bull while doing statement research.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, melanie teaches everyone how to play texas holdem. basira wins the entire pot, after pretending that she didn't know how to play.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, tim goes on a long, passionate rant about david bowie and his impact on music culture.

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, everything smells like smoke for no discernible reason.