The Stan Snark Society

PhD in Findoutology. 🥂 An unloved whore 😩

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I will now and forever only be referred to as an “Old bitchy, lazy, disgusting, hated, unloved whore”. And surprisingly, I am okay with that

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I was expecting Sebastian & Annabelle to acted like this during Cannes but I guess I put my expectations too high. what even I was on about? 🤣🤣

They are literally the standard for love in Hollywood 😩

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Omg this. The Cartier ad has been blown way out of proportion. Why are we nitpicking and dissecting this? Like I do not give a shit about what he has to say about a watch that I will never purchase, I just like looking at the photos lol.//

ALL THIS! Some shit just really isn't that deep and not every move the man makes is worth dissecting 🤷🏼‍♀️ Y'all need to give your brains a break. Turn 'em off. Believe it or not, it's healthy.

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they understand that them wanting to see those kind of pictures is making them psychopathic, right?? //

This!!! This is the most delusional thing I’ve seen in a while. I have never felt the urge to want to see a celeb’s family photos. I don’t even wanna know what the kid looks like because we don’t know these people!!! I don’t even want photos with emojis covering the face or cryptic stroller pics. But here they are, fantasizing about their family photos but insist we’re the parasocial ones.

As if Seb is thinking, “ah yes, better post a heartfelt family photo of me and kids so some random stan account can post it for clout and gush over kids they’ll never meet”.

lol 😂

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https://www.tumblr.com/damnmmmmmmmmmm/819472492299173888?source=share// they understand that them wanting to see those kind of pictures is making them psychopathic, right?? i mean i'm happy with whatever pictures of him are online here but i'm not dreaming to see his family album, you shipper weirdos. and I'd like to point out that the original post is from the account that posted the photos from Emily's IG so…

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Can we guess from the acceptance part on that interview that 🤰 was not planned? /// What? We all unanimously conclude that the pregnancy was planned by Sebastian's PR team to promote 'Fjord'.

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honey?? You are the one who spends 24/7 in this blog talking about annabelle and making theories like someone with mental problems😂😂😂 ///

And you come here to read everything that's being said. I'm pretty sure that, deep down, you enjoy what's being said about her. I think so 😉

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why is aw's mouth always flippin open? like, 90% of the pics that i'm forced to see of her, she's like 8D eyes and mouth opened as wide as possible, but one eye massively bigger than the other like O_o and the other 10% of the time, she's doing the mewling hack where she's inhaling, sucking her cheeks in, tightening her entire face, neck, and chest, and holding her breath. she looks like she's gonna stroke if she don't hurry up and exhale. she's triggering me so bad omg why is this pissing me off so much.

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Can we guess from the acceptance part on that interview that 🤰 was not planned?

Either not planned or not his. And there’s a major shift in their energy since. They showed little affection for each other before but now they’re even more visibly uncomfortable and we’re seeing it from her side too. At Cannes when he tried to kiss her cheek and she visibly shook her head no and stepped back, and when they got awkward pictures together and then they both immediately bolted from each other right after. Not something a couple madly in love, expecting their first child together would do. Just look at the tags on IG from that might, they were visibly not happy to be there together. I have a feeling this relationship will end shortly after the baby is born (before if he realizes it’s not his kid)

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This is my totally unproven theory on what's happening.

Sebastian wanted out. He didn't need the PR relationship anymore after being nominated for an Oscar.

But Annabelle said she would have a baby so his Mum could have a Grandchild. Sebastian reluctantly agreed. They started IVR.

Sebastian had second thoughts and they broke up in November/December/January.

Annabelle came back and told him she was pregnant from the IVR they started.

Sebastian isn't sure if the baby is his or not. Since they split for a few months and they had just started IVR.

He doesn't want to abandon them just in case it is his child but he doesn't want to be close because of his concerns.

So he's there but not really. Not denying or confirming. Staying by Annabelle side but doing the bare minimum.

Meanwhile Annabelle is desperately trying to get the narrative out there thats she's pregnant with his child and they are very happy about it.

Hence the interviews, Sebastian looking miserable, the red carpet behaviour and Annabelle pap walks. Also the blind items.

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And are they also going to hate Sebastian here for being the ambassador and the face of a watch brand's advertisements? Or is it safe to say that it's obvious we know it's an advertisement and that he has to say what's stipulated in the contract? //

Omg this. The Cartier ad has been blown way out of proportion. Why are we nitpicking and dissecting this? Like I do not give a shit about what he has to say about a watch that I will never purchase, I just like looking at the photos lol.

And yeah, what he said was cheesy, it’s okay to point that out. But most ads are cheesy because they have to promote the product and make it sound prestigious and appealing. It’s fluff - that’s all. I would do it too for a check lol.

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Can we guess from the acceptance part on that interview that 🤰 was not planned?

It's kind of obvious, if this had been planned he would have spoken with such joy, I mean the first thing you think is acceptance? Because usually it's "I'm going to be a father" 🥳🥳🥳

With each interview this man gives, the situation becomes more embarrassing

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Can we guess from the acceptance part on that interview that 🤰 was not planned? ///

Or with the blind that came out maybe it’s because it could possibly not be his??

That is unfortunate something we will never know

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He hasn't mentioned that baby since the day it was announced and the one time that someone actually corralled him and congratulated him on the baby he still didn't say a word .he didn't say thank you it was as if he was in a state of shock. So I think that says everything we need to know.... he doesn't care and whether he is or isn't the father we don't know that but to me that's not the actions of a man that's glad he's going to be a father so why does he need to be called out? he's told us everything that we need to know just by his actions as far as she's concerned she's an attention whore and she'll use her baby... her dogs anything as long as she gets attention.

I wouldn't be surprised if her baby is in commercials the minute it's born and trust me she'll use that child to make money she's what we call in the United States a douchebag and I'm not sure if that phrase is spoken in other countries but that's the one we use.

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It breaks my heart finding out he's right wing. But it makes sense now how he treats Annabitch. She's an ornament. Not a partner. She's only there to be seen.

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Well today is Father's day here in the United States I'm surprised that Annabelle hasn't posted anything about Sebastian for Father's Day

lol 😂

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lol 😂- As if Sebastian would be posting his children for them 🙄