the_original_caitlyn

I can't make decisions or provide explanations, but I can be honest and I'll always be me.

[beardedchrisevans]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[faebinding-archive-deactivated2]

sometimes you gotta ‘its not that deep’ yourself

[damuppet]

Mood.

[damuppet]

Sometimes, life makes happy things happen. ❤️❤️

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[damuppet]

His hair bounces when he screams “THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO” and I really enjoy it.

[xxziggystardust]

[damuppet]

Are YOU feelin’ it now?

[damuppet]

Remember when we were ride or die? Womb to tomb and birth to earth?

Nah bitch, fuck that shit.

You walked the fuck out of my life a long time before I even knew it and I’ll be damned if I let you back in.

You were bad for me before you changed.

Have a nice fucking life.

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

We both degreed up now

[curlsandstems]

Congratulations to you both!

[damuppet]

I’m so proud of them ❤️❤️

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[bundyspooks]

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

[niechys]

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[butchdom]

Grow baby grow

[paprika]

[science]

[xeppeli]

when someone asks you if you’re okay