howl's moving umbrella stand

Hatched from egg, rarely caught in closed-mouth photographs. They/them. No TERFs or SWERFs.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[bimmyjimmy]

I wanted to share pictures of my trip, but since its jimmy blog, I photoshopped him in

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[johnfkennedaddy]

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

[quoms]

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one

[quoms]

Put it glass, it makes it better. Put it on ceramics, it makes them better. Put it in paint, it makes it better. Put it in gasoline, it makes it better. Put it on your roof. Put it in your water pipes so much to where you name the entire concept of "plumbing" after it. But watch out lol

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[parakeet]

[somafalls]

[mariacallous]

[sztupy]

The most important question obviously

[rosszulorzott]

műtrágya > növények > kaja > túlélés

[sztupy]

Corpus Christi sold its water to Exxon and is losing its big bet on desalination

Concerns over ecological destruction have delayed desalination plans for years.

Oh look, an article from 2022 already predicted this

Converting oil to plastic is obviously more important though than having access to clean drinking water

[kldpxl]

Swimming pools

[adwbs]

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman