You Should See Me With a Sword

Richard, Scotsman that does not do well at weddings

[damxmadden]

piecesofashlee​:

i am officially a resident of texas again, thank you dmv for my horrific updated license photo! funny how past me swore once she got out, she’d never come back. and yet! i’m here of my own accord, living my actual best life! now, if i could only learn to navigate austin as well as i navigate my hometown we’ll be in business. if you’ve been to austin (or heard of something awesome here) you should totally let me know the things i cannot miss here!

@tinseltownstarter​

i don’t think anyone has a decent driver’s license photo it’s like some kind of unwritten law of the universe or something. hey moving home is acceptable if like you said you are living your best life who cares where it takes you? just live life and be happy. i would love to help but i doubt i would be of any help so i’ll just say sometimes driving about and getting lost leads to places you wouldn’t have found without a map if that makes any sense? 

[damxmadden]

To the entire Uk (and probably Ireland and hell the entire continent of Europe!) that is not a wallowing banshee, it’s a mum, my mum having a breakdown because I have decided that whole marriage and kids thing is just not for me. To say she is not taking it well would be like saying the red wedding was just slightly violent.

SO...how’s your Monday? 

@tinseltownstarter​

[damxmadden]

All those fairy tales are full of shit, One more fucking love song, I'll be sick