“I just heard a girl complain about being cold and yet she was a sneeze away from a wardrobe malfunction.”
“Don’t judge. Some girls just don’t know how shallow they are.“

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@dan-prior
“I just heard a girl complain about being cold and yet she was a sneeze away from a wardrobe malfunction.”
“Don’t judge. Some girls just don’t know how shallow they are.“
“Oh come on, you played nice at the party.”
“Because I had to.“
@ the all hallow’s ball
hankswanepoel:
“Something like that.”
“Nice to meet you to Dan. So do you regularly study the angels?”
“One more question... Are you here with Christopher gang?“
“The angels?“
Watching the Pumpkin Carving Contest
clarastafford:
“$25 and you can leave the ball early.”
“Deal but I want it in writing or a voicemail. Hand it over, Mama Bear.“
Haunted Harvest Festival
thebiowarlock:
“I am pretty sure that once you come back, these guys will be good to go as well, which should be plenty for today’s group.”
“Okay.“
“Wait? Are these modified by magic? Plant biokinesis or something?“
@ the all hallow’s ball
hankswanepoel:
“Swanepoel.”
“But I usually go by Hank.”
“Swanepoel? Is that South African? Like the Victoria Secret model?“
“Nice to meet you, Hank. I’m Dan.“
@ the all hallow’s ball
“How kind... Do you plan on joining me also? Ms...“
Haunted Harvest Festival
thebiowarlock:
“Right. So, I’ve got a grouping that are all good to go now, I know that we need to get more down there for the craving.”
“Now you’re speaking my language.“
Watching the Pumpkin Carving Contest
clarastafford:
She squinted her eyes at him. “I know who Aries is.” Sighing, Clara took another sip and handed the cup out o him. “$20 to spike that stronger without the smell?”
“It’s not 5pm yet, don’t be a bitch.“ He grumbled in reply. “I’m not cheap... $50 and I’ll make it worth.“
Watching the Pumpkin Carving Contest
clarastafford:
“Going around smelling like a shot of vodka isn’t really an option.”
“All you need was the right amount of rum. Aries, the owner of Anonymous, had a mini get together about mixing alcohol so its undetectable weeks ago.“
Haunted Harvest Festival
“So, the pumpkins that are further back are good to go, the ones here need a bit more growth.”
“Dude, I know absolutely shit about what’s going on with pumpkin growth cycles. I’m here for lifting and handling.“
Watching the Pumpkin Carving Contest
“I have four days until the tea, and all my costumes still needing to be cleaned and ironed. The caterers haven’t gotten back to me with the final menu for either event and I’m inviting the general town to my house for the first time in 20 years in a little over a week. So if there is a shot of Baileys in my fucking latte, I think it’s something you should kindly not comment on.”
“You’re the reason I’m out here in the sun light. I’m going to bitch and moan until Christmas.“ Dan smirked. “Baileys? Weak.“
“Well I didn’t say that…”
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. You should have knocked first anyways.“
“I don’t exactly know how to deal with people, so sorry if I’m a little weird about talking to people.”
“It doesn’t help that you keep referring to them as people and not in that tone either.“
Past Midnight
clarastafford:
“Dan, you would be dead if I felt like killing you for this.” Clara spoke loud enough to make a point of letting him know she heard him. “They intruded on our land with the intent to harm. You defended the alliance.”
“Is that really the thing to be complaining about right now?”
“You really do know how to twist shit to go your way.“ Dan mutter under his breath but only when Clara was close enough to hear him.
“Yes. My name is the only fucking thing I have that’s mines and can’t be taken away from me.“
lenacamillereyes:
“Oooh, the gringo speaks spanish?”
“Why not?”
“This privileged ass gringo fiance was Spanish.“
“Did you not hear a word of anything I just said? Because if that’s the game you want to play, I have to warn you, I’ll win.“
emeraldblooded:
“It’s alright, it doesn’t bother me as much as it should probably. We weren’t close and they died before my change. I’m sorry, it must be difficult to know they’re out there.”
“Yeah... Subject change?“