Setting Things On Fire Is Fun

WARNING: might post trash and be obsessed with the most beautiful British late night host. I only use mobile because I’m too lazy to sign into my account on the computer

[johnoliverisadragon]

I accidentally deleted the email that’s associated with this blog and forgot the password so I’m moving over to a new account. I’ll be following the same blogs and reblogging the same stuff. Follow me @wifiwitch69

[sandandglass]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[starboyfinn]

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

[jazz-deactivated20170624]

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

[wereopossum]

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

[upallnightogetloki]

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T'Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

[sashayed]

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

[hustlerose]

idk how anyone wears airpods. apple earbuds are already rigged to fall out of your ears if you turn your head 0.3 degrees. how the fuck are you supposed to go jogging or whatever without dropping them on the sidewalk and watching them scatter aimlessly like ice cubes from the glass of bourbon that your wife dropped when you told her you wanted a divorce

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

[coffeefordage]

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

[hylengart]

I am so gay for her

[luxwing]

I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like he’s the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him he’s human so he just thinks he’s a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized that’s the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot

[luxwing]

Why must you all mock me

[notanecromancer]

[calystarose]

oh my god that is so good

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[askdrpig]

there’s room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and it’s me.

[askdrkirby-deactivated20180512]

as for you, doctor porker

i diagnose you with dead

[askdrpig]

Try me.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Oppy deserves a happy ending, okay

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[xiaq]

Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??

[serotoninsuggestion]

it’s never too late!!!!!!! to text them back. to drink enough water today. to get into a skincare routine. to learn the piano or how to paint!! to learn winged eyeliner. to tell them how u feel. to start getting fitter. to get changed or brush your teeth or shower today. to read that book or watch that show everyone was talking about years ago. to turn an acquaintance into a friend. if u don’t start somewhere u won’t go anywhere at all.

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[jaspurr]

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

[sprosslee]

Good advice

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”